LAAST CHRISTMAS I GAVE YOU MY HEART BUT THE VERY NEXT DAY. YOU GAVE IT AWAY. THIIIIIS YEEEAAAARRRR .....
now that I have your attention, I want to say:
hello.
my name is. Imani. Amber.
but not really.
neither of those are my real name.
not even middle name.
i will not tell you my real name.
because.
mwahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.HA.HA....
mystery.
oh who am I kidding.
I will tell anyone who bothers to ask. not that anyone will. and that's okay. there are more important things to talk about. such as: pockets on women's jeans, or the lack thereof. it is a serious matter, and I will gladly talk to you about it. spoiler: I have the same opinion as Leslie Knope on this matter (they should all be bigger). or we can talk about food. also a serious matter. or harry potter. oor lord of the rings. but not fantastic beasts, bc chances are you liked it and i will never agree with that. it was a truly terrible movie and you will not convince me to go see the sequel.
I suppose all of my journal posts are weird, but I do apologize for the strangeness that has happened here.
I have a headache and I am very tired.
I am very small.
and I have no money.
so you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under.
okay, that's enough
goodnight, gaia
goodnight
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