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Candian Morning *an erotic tale*
BeforWeapon X program erased Logan's memory
It was a cold Canadian morning that day the cool air brushed softly against Logan's big strong butt, he took in a deep breath soaking in the cold like a sponge. In the far off distance, the mighty Elk has awoken and is squawking loudly waking up snow Mexicans
Logan's ears stood up as he moaned to himself listening to the scratching demonic sound of the Morning Male Elk when suddenly a louder noise shakes the earth the sound of a Pika Size Fart "What I smell is trouble", then as Logan tightens his a** cheeks and gets into a fighting stance PickaChu flops down onto his head from a tree branch broken from his gassy butt, "Pika Pee? *coughs* Pen-is?" tearing up in fear!
"What the ********, Listen hear bub! you're gassy butt need a plug?"
Pika's soft eyes water "p-?"
"Thought so you Lil slut". Grabbing Pika from his head he squeezes him and throws him at a pine tree the strong bark scraps Pikas lushes yellow fur into his baby cheeks, "hahaha I won't forget this day!", he groans deeply
"PikaA- PIKAAAAA", screaming in horror as Logan rips off his pants, their big Pika thinks pig and firm stocky pants strong as a Tauros's hide makes him think of Ash before he threw him out. "Hahaha, what Y-you wanna my p***s well Oh'KAY hahaha I love nature!",
"Pike...pee"
"Huh?"
"PikaiconcentPika"
"WTF? I don't care come here you chubby little chin!!!".
Logan grabs his hard icy c**k with his big red rashy hands and squeezes it Pikas eyes widen seeing Logan means business &********; Logan laughs firing thick glops of egg-nog that webs Pika to the tree's stump. "You like that you fat Bub? Hahaha!" Logan flys at Pikachu sucking in the milk like a rop he flys right into Pika's furry a**s as Pikachu lets out a squeel and starts to cry "Ash, ASHHHHH, ahhhhh, ah-uhhh uhhh... uhha-shhughhh, Ahhh, ahhhh, shh, uh, uhhh, uhhgh."
"Ya take it hahahha, S...say my name b***h, mmf say it loud!"
"LOGAN!!!"
Logans stops and let's go flipping Pika Chu over and kiss's him softly "how did you know they always say.... Mark?" Pikas soft cheeks get pink as he giggles and lets out a fart "Pika(ireadyou'remindwhileyousmashedmyfatassdaddy)Pee"
"Hahaha thats so cute, baby I love you"
"Pee(fosho)Pee", letting out a hot steamy fart that digs into Logan's lungs and brand's his heart with the spell of love. They make out till all the ice melts there saliva gushing and going as there sweating from all the kissing they go on 4 months straight or should I say GAY? Pika's farting the whole time with deep moans and coughs while Logans strong toung beats Pikas throat groaning, Logan stops and looking into his small black raven eyes' "Your so smelly baby girl let me clean out that a**..."
"Pe(imtottalyaguylel)e..."
Logan puts Pikas a** on his face like a mask laying down in the soft green Canadian grass. Logan smells it closing his eyes as he sticks his long tong down pikas sweaty smelly as its damp and wet taste like rotten milk and rotting seaweed on a beach," MMM baby girl you're more dirty tha-"
Then Pika lets out a giant fart so loud and steamy it gives Logan sweat's as massive chunks of brown creamy poop fill his mouth. "Mmmf"
"Pika pee, pika chuuuuu, pika pee"
"My lo-mmf ughh...y.a"
"PIKKKAAAA"
Pika lets out a jolt of electricity it zaps Logans nipples and he spews like a fountain "I Need a plug baby, give b0ss the pusiii"
"Pee(imaguythoe?)Pee(tf)Pika?"
Logan slam's his c**k into Pikachus back side as he keeps going laughing to himslef goroag and sweating "You lied huh, it's fine I had me a man before"
"Pik(browtf)aPe(thankgodthoe)e"
"Hahahahah yes, we can get married not here those not yet...."
"Pi(imnotgaybro?)ka"
Logan stopped slaming Pikas a**, he frezzes like all of Canada's mapel syrup has died... he understood that and wish he didnt he threw Pika to the ground just then Ash barrel rolls out of a bush and tackels Pikachu "Sup babe...ha"
"Pika(betterthanhimiglel)PEE"
"Hahaha let's go murder people hahah and ******** in their blood"
"Wha-t...Pika chu who?"
"Pii-"
"I'm his trainer Pikachu get in my balls!"
"Pee(fosho)Pee"
Ash grabs a knife and stabs his c**k and cuts a big hole in his balls where Pika clims into and stiches himself inside Ash zips up his pants pointing the knfe at Logan. "Stay the ******** BACK HAHAHAH, call the cops and... and I'll eat you ******** face ahhah". He talked fast not from fear from excitement a deep sexual adrenalin fix he got from murder.
"Take him I dont care ahhhhh...."
Loagan ranaway screaming and crying....Years later he had his memory earased and his body used. For years Logan would struggle with the feeling of lossing someone, the name Pikachu haunted him but he could never find its meaning only feel a nostalgic feeling that this mystyrs word had stolen his heart.......THE END...........



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