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Lighting McQueen they called him the fastest car in all of Trumps America he was fast but I knew a secret under his hood no one else knew... He was actually Lighting McQueer and boy was his oil thick and slimy, I remember it real well senior year at Highschool more like highs(lame) we had a pep rally and he came dressed up in a foam red suit with big white shiny teeth I was gonna make them messy the rally hadn't started yet and he was on his wat to the bathroom I been eye balling him hard so hard my eyes became glued top him and got dry and stones. I followed him to the restrooms watched his big brick of a body wobble god damn that foam suit fit him so well KACHOW KACHOW was all I thought, he went into the boys I'm a girl I looked around and saw most of the zombies were distracted with brains so I walk into that restroom. Linoleum floors cold and icy I take off my shoes and pants strip down naked I can feel the cold air all around me I feel like Elsa i start humming let it go, this is it class of 2016 I'm leave hell but first that motor oils gonna flow all over me. lighting turns around I close the door and put a trashcan in front of it were locked my schools bathrooms have trashcans that weight a ton I know the doors secured I also poop out a fat lil door stopper and place it in front of the big gray door ominous, the door looks like its breathing I feel like I gotta work fast I start singing loud "LET IT GOOOOO LET IT GOOOO."

Lighting turns around his big thick red foam a** sways around like a dancer "WHAT THE ********?"
I slide towards him and caress his big fat cheek so strong and stern his body may be of steel but that heart ain't made of stone. I grab a strap on with a nice long metal sharp c**k frilled and all and push him up against wall he's yelling for help
"Don't let them in, don't let them see."
as I put my hand over his mouth and push him into a stall
"LISTEN KID I-I DONT WANNA HURT U BUT IF U DONT STOP PLAYING G-GAMES I'M GONA HAVE T-T-TO DO -SS-OMTHING"
"Let it go, let it go Can't hold it back anymore."
I can see the fear though his suit now those big brown hazel eyes screaming for help as I see only flame and I am Ice
"I CAN HELP YOU LIGHTING I KNOW YOUR SECRET SHOW ME YOUR MOTOR OIL I WANNA GO DEEP INT UR IGNITION PIPE YOU NEED NEW CYLINDERS??"
he puts his hands on his face and starts crying into his hands screaming "PLEAS GOD NO PLEAS I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR THIS NO NOOOO"
I bend him over and tear through that foam suit grabbing is pillow a** I spread him up foam flys all over I hear security kicking the door
"Turn away and slam the door I don't care what they're going to say."
his small little tears hit the cold floor and break like glass he's muttering words his a** is open and he starts farting the smell fills my nose I smell his hot oil he really is a car.
"PLEAS I HAVE UGHH KI---KIDS" he's grunting as I pound his tail lights in all I can do is sing louder if I stop singing then I'm not Elsa I gotta keep the lying up or they might find me
"Let the storm rage on."
finally after one big push he screams and looks at the floor his tears have built up in his suit and now there leaking out his spongy suit tears like diamonds break on the floor he says in a cracking voice.... "The cold never bothered me anyway"
I pat his soft foam head and he looks back that big white smile looks me right in the heart and I say
"It's time to see what I can do To test the limits and break through." Security breaks the door down and drag me away like a rabbit I'm humping hard still am after they get me off with a taser
I don't care I'm still humping the air and singing and so is he... I look into his foam eyes and see the real him a car not a man in a suit a car what he's always been he stands up and looks at me still smiling and yells out "HAY KID.... KA"
I look at him and smile time slows down nothing else matters I'm living in the now and I yell back
"CHOW."