Whew.
It's been a long day at the garage and you wipe the grease off your brow with a relaxing sigh, another hard day of work finished. You feel refreshed, one could even go so far as to say happy. You enjoy your job; It pays well and you get the satisfaction of knowing you worked hard for your money. You take all of your implements and slide them back onto your work belt as you remove yourself from under the giant car you've been working on for hours.
As you walk to the storage room to drop off your belt and assorted items you see a giant hand drop from the sky. It's coming right for you. You're rooted to the spot, what the hell is happening? Suddenly the giant fingers wrap around you and you're pulled off the face of the earth. As you gasp for breath in the deep voids of space your head is crammed into an "X" shaped indent in a giant dome. Your head mysteriously shapes itself to fit this shape and the giant hand begins to turn you around and the giant dome with it.
Suddenly in a flash of insight before you die you realize the giant dome is only half a dome, the top of a giant screw.
And you're just a tool.
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Uhg...
I hate tools. Not only do most of them not work, but the ones that do are poorly made and hard to use. What I hate even more then these metal implements of imperfection are their humanoid counterparts: the tools that breathe. Everyone knows one, a person too afraid to speak their mind or give their opinion for "respect" for another individual. They sit and look pretty as they amount to nothing because they're too afraid to just DO something.
Take this for an example: There's a man who has two friends. One friend is a lying, cheating b*****d; he is a man of low moral character and mean spirit. This man does nothing but hurt others with his recklessly stupid action and then when people speak against him he merely summons his groupies to defend him. This man likes the color blue.
Then there is his other friend: She is a kind and compassionate person who does lots of nice things for our subject. She isn't mean, vindictive or in any way unkind. She always looks out for her friends and often gives the subject stuff he puts in his signature. She liked red.
Now this female friend of this wholly hypothetical subject knows about how much of a maniacal d**k the male friend is and often speaks out against him. When she does so the male friend (who once was the female's friend but due to his a*****e-ish tendencies is no longer) runs around and badmouths her publicly. However our unintelligent subject sees all of this and even makes fun of the male friend behind his back with the female friend. The female friend is therefore led to believe that this male friend is on her side and sympathizes with her about the male friend, but she is wrong.
Behind her back our subject is really betraying her with the mean male friend. He is not only friendly with the dickish male friend but he all but worships him. He, instead of telling the male friend straight, plays like the two are actually friends when their REAL relationship is that of master and slave. The male friend dominates our subject without ever actually threatening anything. Instead the subject is so terrified of the male friend's influence over his mindless fans that the subject feels he will lose popularity if he spills his beans.
In short: He is a TOOL.
This man is one of the lowest people I can think of. He is a sad excuse for a human bieng since he simply allows himself to be ruled by this man who, if he wasn't such a giant p***y, he could be better then. It's a sad thing to see when a person is so damn scared that he doesn't reveal what he truly feels to who he truly feels it about. Instead he hides in the shadow of the male frined and leeches off of his power, too afraid to let him go and show him that he really is a d**k.
Even more then that I hate the male friend, but that's a story for another time folks.
Rating: (-4,500)------1----2----3----4----5----6----7----8----9----10
P.S.- It's all hypothetical! Seriously! What do you mean you don't believe me! gonk
 The Vansin · Thu Apr 27, 2006 @ 07:57pm · 18 Comments |
