Who: The FFA
Men behind the masks: Many, mostly elitist, mostly over fifteen.
The FFA is like communism. It's a wonderful concept of a land where people of equality can roam and be happy, free to have the ability to beat the living s**t out of each other while having the added comfort that some stupid n00b wont say "You can't DO THAT! (Ok, so that last part isn't exactly written in the communist manifeso, but just work with me here) Also like communism, the FFA has failed miserably. Now this isn't to say that it is the fault of the supervisors: I'm a great fan of Doji Kurohito, in fact he's one of my favorite celeb's on gaia. The man is just downright nice and that's something to respected (Not to mention the man's a near God of RPing , from what I've heard). No, the fault lies in men like Dyne Tazon, Oblivionic, and those crew that forget something about this site we all love and enjoy:
It's a RP site, not a classroom.
In their obsession to win at everything these overzealous men have found themselves studying late into the hours of the night through college textbooks to find vauge, unproven theories of metaphysics and mental workings to confuse and dazzle their enemies. But there is a certain problem to this:
Nobody knows what the hell they're talking about.
Most of the theories and sciences they use are debatable (And if they weren't, they'd debate them enyway) at the least, if not downright stupid. A good one I've been hearing recently is the Frequency attack. All a person needs to do is identify his opponents distinct and completely unique kinetic frequency and they can do whatsoever the hell they feel like to the poor b*****d.
Now come ON, is that fair? In the Gaia I came from, it took about three and a half hours to make a man bow before you in armed combat. Now it takes about fifteen seconds and three posts to identify a frequency and blow him up.
Gay?
Totally.
Rating: 1----2----3----(4)----5----6----7----8----9----10
P.S.- All four of those points stem from the fact that the FFA used to be cool, and I came from there. So that makes the FFA cool by association with ME. Understand?
 The Vansin · Tue Apr 11, 2006 @ 04:12pm · 6 Comments |
