This is going to be a series of articles where I publicly humiliate people who deserve it. I may also compliment people, but it'll take some serious work. Want to take me seriously? Go for it. Want to take me as a joke? Go for it. Maybe you'll be the next person to see your name here.
Who am I reviewing today?
Myself
Real name: Rocco Vincent [Censored] A.K.A.-Knives, Vansin
Review: Arguably the baddest ******** alive. Rocco plays the character Knives, a seriously deceptive antagonist with a penchant for killing in one minute and pulling chairs for ladies another. A man who has, as the line goes: "Made a beast out of himself to take away the pain of bieng a man." this also happens to be one of his favorite quotes, but since someone else uses it in their signature he decided to be cool about it. He has done alot of things on gaia that have helped the general populace, revolutionized the battle systems by training half of today's skilled combatants and in times when gaia's about as active as a flaccid p***s one can count on him to do something to spark some action. IC he enjoys idle chat and dancing, OOC he enjoys relaxing at home and bieng IC. He is a martial artist of seven years in the three styles of Hapkido/Tae-kwon-do/Isshin-Ryu Karate. He is an amateur writer with a passion for fiction and will eventually dominate the world (Gaia is merely his testing grounds).
Rating: 1----2----3----4----5----6----7----8----9---10------------------------(945)
P.S.- Anyone who disagrees should be shot. Unless you want that number higher, then you can shoot the people who want it lower. 3nodding
 The Vansin · Thu Apr 06, 2006 @ 02:19pm · 11 Comments |
