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I'm A Masochist And I Know It(Day One) |
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Entry~
Ffffffffffuccccccck.
I love that goddamn tiger way too much.
Got another letter from Lena. Need to go save her. Her leg is bad.
Ran into both Jinx and Kara. Still worried sick about my tiger.
Tried the whistle. Nothing.
Jinx and I ended up playing Luna's favorite song, the one she loved so much.
The bond/stripe comes back. Drop my lyre.
Suddenly, I have Luna in my brain. She's captured, though I don't know where the hell she is.
She's injured, too. Luna doesn't like cages, and she can't fight the way she is. So I decide to take the burden off of her.
I slip into her body, she slips into mine. Jinx almost stops me, and Kara bursts into tears because she thinks I'm going to die.
I'm just taking the burden off. A newly arrived Rin adds in with the other two, healing the deep gashes that appear on me.
My leg twists. Jinx puts some oil on it, and it hurt like hell.
I think I faint. When I wake up I'm back in Tsuki's hometown, a.k.a Shinigami-land.
So I meet up with Captain Uki-whatshisfacei'macounselerwithareallylongname.
Then he goes on about how Tsuki wouldn't do things out of spite, blahblahblah.
As if I don't already know.
So Tsuki and Jinx are fetched, Tsuki looking like she got run over by a truck.
We talk. Sort-of-make-up.
Then yay, we're all back home again. I take a nap in the commons, only to wake up to the wonderful sight of Al.
He wants to go to the circus, just to see what exactly I would be getting myself into. Shame, I was having such an easy time keeping it out of my mind.
NOT.
So yeah, we're going to the circus. Woo-hoo, I'm scared I'll never come back.
Need a way of telling everyone else without telling them. Al suggests going to Raz.
Bahaha. We go off for a walk (He notices I'm limping.) and run into Tsuki, Jinx and Rika.
While I have a staring contest with Rika (Where the ******** has she been? I'm so worried.) guess who pops in?
Heien, the lovely enigmatic merchant. Him and Tsuki argue about going into the chest while Jinx threatens Al.
Rin just watches everything with amusement.
Apparently she's not worried because he's 'only a boy'. ...Jinx is hanging around Dad too much.
Rika wanders off on another 'walk'. Al opts out of jumping into Heien's magical Narnia-esque coffin.
Then Bri appears. (Oh, did I mention? She hooked up with Harper. Knew it was going to happen.) She tags along for the ride.
So we all jump into Heien's magical coffin. An insane woman, a shinigami, ...Rin, and a crippled, useless elf who manages to land on her bad leg like the dumbass she is.
A huge, giant teddy bear shoots out of the ground. Big teeth and all.
It's hilarious.
More puppets. Tsuki basically goes on a rage fit while Bri makes me a splint. In exchange, explosives.
Then, the dolls all suddenly stop. This Heien walks out, except with long hair. Apparently the puppets were his friends, so no killing.
I dubbed him Hippy-Heien. Makes sense. He even spoke like a hippy. Bri said that was rude. I'm not rude, just blunt and mocking.
( And yes for the rest pf the day I talk with unnecessary 'dudes' in my sentences.)
Then another Heien comes out, in tiny brat form.
Then we all banter for a bit. I ask them for directions to Orphelia, since I haven't had my near-death experience of the week.
Yeah, strange right? I thought it was going to be in Shinigami-land...
So somehow, we're all off on some adventure to find Orphelia. Bri who turns all pessimistic, Rin who doesn't really do anything but still manages to help, Tsuki the insane-fighter, and Lily the sarcastic crippled elf.
...Which basically means I'm the comic relief. Which means I get injured. ********.
Ah well, at least I won't die. I think.
So we enter the house, only to be sucked in by a sinkhole. Heien-brat pops in to watch, so I flip him the bird for good measure.
I'm about to curse loudly in pain when we hit...water? It's all marshy and stuff.
I have hold onto Bri, since I can't really swim. Then this tentacle comes up and tries to grab my leg, but Bri kicks it away.
I wave to the tentacle-thing, but it just sort of burps (?) in my face.
I throw it some mints for good measure.
Tsuki and Rin are ready to fight again, but this thing actually shows us a way out.
So we dive in to follow. Now, since one of my better languages is Mermish, I strike up a conversation with the monster.
Apparently it isn't a monster. When it was alive, it was a demon. I told him it wasn't too late, that maybe he could escape.
Apparently not. He's bound to the place and if he tries to leave, he'll burn to ashes.
A world where all creatures are bound...seeing as they all live in a coffin, I'm guessing they all died once, as well. Apparently Heien is the king of it, or will be. He asked me why we were doing this, that we'd get trapped too.
I told them Heien would get us out of here, we're his friends after all. (Or at least...important chess pieces. I feel like Heien must be using us; he let us into his coffin too easy. But we can handle it. Right?)
So he crashes a hole in the ice for us. We used his sour tasting scales to breath underwater. I'm keeping mine. It tasted sorta like bad lake kelp.
Meh, at least it wasn't sauteed.
Anyway we all drag ourselves onto the ice, and this little penguin-doll waddles up. Everyone is all 'aww, so cute~' and then it honks obnoxiously (My penguin sucks, so I don't really understand it.) before running off.
Then this ice-beast army starts marching towards us.
And we couldn't exactly run, being sopping wet, on ice, and me with my now-bleeding leg. So everyone was basically 'LILY BURN IT WITH FIIIIIIIRE'
So I whipped my lighter out.
...Nah, I didn't. I'm not that stupid.
There is only four of us, and like tons of them. Not to mention we're standing on ice. So I told everyone to wait until we had more of a better chance.
So, we got arrested.
Yep. Again. I KNEW it would happen, I just thought it would happen in Shinigami-land...
I just sort of sat there and got dragged. I hope I made it harder for them, the bastards.
Then we got thrown in a fancy-ice cage, while I continued to bleed. Didn't even give me a splint. Talk about bad service.
So we came in court. Then this ice-dude explained about the world here, and how they couldn't leave, and how we played by their rules and s**t.
After a few more minutes of talking like cryptic monks and explaining ourselves, we got sent to ice-jail to wait for there king to either execute us or send us off.
So then Brat-Heien showed up to mock us. Everyone was trying to get him to let us out. He was all 'You don't know Heien, bitches' on us, and then whipped out his true form.
Freakiest. Face. Ever. It matches up to tentacle cow, it's that disturbing.
(And people wonder why I'm suspicious of small children that know how to wield power.)
Anyways, the ice-people's king skipped in, all grouchy. Guess what kind of Heien it is, I dare you.
Another mini-Heien, of course.
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In drag.
Yep. His nails were painted, and he was wearing this huge purple dress. A lolita mini-Heien.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
He was a huge grouch though, and after a while dragged brat-Heien off to talk.
So then I fainted, because of the whole-losing-blood thing.
But now I'm awake again, with a few others as well. The guards are dragging off people to investigate, apparently.
I have that old gem Rika and I used to contact people at GEIOW. We're going to try to use Tsuki's defy-logic shinigami powers to help power it. Or maybe some electricity, like the muggles use.
******** ice-people. I still need a splint, and while the bleeding has stemmed, I have an open wound.
The life of comic relief is a painful one.
 Siyaahi · Mon Jan 02, 2012 @ 06:44am · 1 Comments |
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