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just a little thing for your viewing entertainment
A white man walks up to black man~ White man says, "Colored people don't belong here!" Black man says, "I was born BLACK." "I grew up BLACK." "When I get sick, I'm BLACK." "When I'm cold, I'm BLACK." "When I'm in the sun, I'm BLACK." "When I die, I'm BLACK." "You were born PINK." "You grew up WHITE." "When you're sick, you turn GREEN." "When you're in the sun, you turn RED." "When you're cold, you turn BLUE." "When you die, you turn PURPLE." "And you have the nerve to call me colored?!!?!?!?!?!!!" ~The white man turned around, and walked away~ PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF YOU HATE RACISM!!!!!! When you break her heart= [ the pain NEVER really goes away ] WHEN SHE MISSES YOU= [ SHES HURTING INSIDE] When she says its over= [ she STILL wants you to be hers ] When you ignore her= [you hurt her feelings ] when you pay attention to somthing else= [ she want you to pay atention to HER. When she reposts this bulletin= [ she wants you to read it ] When she walks away from you mad= [ Follow her] When she stare's at your mouth= [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hit's you= [ Grab her and don’t let go ] When she start's cursing at you= [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet= [ Ask her what’s wrong] When she ignore's you= [ Give her your attention] When she pulls away= [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst= [ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying= [Just hold her and don’t say a word ] When you see her walking= [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared= [ Protect her ] When she lay's her head on your shoulder= [ Tilt her head up and kiss her ] When she steal's your favorite hat= [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she tease's you= [ Tease her back and make her laugh ] When she doesn’t answer for a long time= [ reassure her that everything is okay ] When she looks at you with doubt= [ Back yourself up with the TRUTH] When she say's that she like's you= [ she really does more than you could understand ] When she grab's at your hands= [ Hold her's and play with her fingers ] When she bump's into you= [ bump into her back and make her laugh ] When she tells you a secret= [ keep it safe and untold] When she looks at you in your eyes [ don’t look away until she does] -DON'T let her have the last word - -You can call her hot but Gorgeous or beautiful is soo much better - -Say you love her more than she could ever love you - -Argue that she is the best girl ever - -When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go - -When she says she's ok don’t believe it, talk with her - -because 10 yrs later she'll remember you - -Treat her like she's all that matters to you - -Tease her and let her tease you back - -When she's bored and sad, hang out with her - -Let her know she's important - -When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's a** am I kicking today baby - ~~~~~ ******** ****** **** *** ** * ~~~~~ _♥_♥___♥_♥_ ρυт тнiՏ ♥___♥_♥___♥ нєαrт _♥___♥___♥_ oη yoυr __♥_____♥__ ραgє if ___♥___♥___ yoυ lovє ____♥_♥____ Տoмєoηє _____♥_____ ---------------------------------------All Girls------------------------------------ ----------------------------------are like apples-------------------------------- -----------------------------on trees. The best one--------------------------- ----------------------------are at the top of the tree------------------------ --------------------------The boys don't want to reach--------------------- -------------------------for the good ones because they------------------- ----------------------are afraid of falling and getting hurt.----------------- --------------------Instead, they just get the rotten apples-------------- ----------------------from the ground that aren't as good,---------------- --------------------but easy. So the apples at the top think-------------- --------------------something is wrong with them, when in--------------- ------------------------reality, they're amazing. They just------------------ -------------------------have to wait for the right boy to------------------- --------------------------- come along, the one who's----------------------- ----------------------------------brave enough to----------------------------- ---------------------------------------climb all------------------------------------ ---------------------------------------the way----------------------------------- --------------------------------------to the top---------------------------------- ------------------------------------- of the tree---------------------------------- ~~~~~ (__/) (='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him on your (" wink _(" wink gaia and help him on his way to world domination!!!! ╔══╗♫ ║██║ ║(o)║♥ i love music ╚══╝ ●▬▬▬▬▬๑۩۩๑▬▬▬▬▬▬● when a guy says your HOT he's looking at ur body when a guy says your PRETTY he's looking at ur face when a guy says ur BEAUTIFUL he's looking at your heart ●▬▬▬▬▬๑۩۩๑▬▬▬▬▬▬● A SAD LOVE STORY </3 A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle. Girl: Slow down, i'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not, please, it's so scary. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug *She gave him a big hug* Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me. The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this to your profile. ANOTHER SAD LOVE STORY T^T There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see the world, I will marry you.' One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend. He asked her,'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him. Her boyfriend left in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before they were yours, they were mine.' This is how the human brain often works when our status changes. Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who was always by their side in the most painful situations. Life Is a Gift Today before you say an unkind word - Think of someone who can't speak. Before you complain about the taste of your food - Think of someone who has nothing to eat. Before you complain about your husband or wife - Think of someone who's crying out for a companion. Today before you complain about life - Think of someone who went too early to heaven. Before you complain about your children - Think of someone who desires children but they're barren. Before you argue about your dirty house someone didn't clean or sweep - Think of the people who are living in the streets. Before whining about the distance you drive - Think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet. And when you are tired and complain about your job - Think of the unemployed, the disabled, and those who wish they had your job. And when depressing thoughts seem to get you down - Put a smile on your face and think: you're alive and still around ~~~~~ (}__{) ( 0 o ) (____) ObEy ThE bUnNy cAuSe ThE bUnNy LiKeS cOmMeNtS aNd If ThE bUnNY dOeSnT gEt CoMmEnTs He GeTs MaD sO dO iT. /)/) ( . .) Hewwo <3 c(')(') ~~~~~ Y0U G0T A PR0BL3M WiTH M3? --S0LV3 iT.-- THiNK iM TRiPPiN? --Ti3 Mi SH03S.-- CANT STAND M3? --SiT D0WN.-- CANT FAC3 M3? --TURN TH3 FCUK AR0UND.-- ~~~~~ Kiss on the lips = I love you. Kiss on the ear = You're Special. Kiss on the cheek = We're good friends. Kiss on the forehead = I don't want to loose you. Kiss on the neck = I want you. Kiss down neck = Be careful for what's about to come. Laughing while kissing = I am completely comfortable with you. Play with your hair = I can't live without you. Holding hands = I'm happy when I'm with you. Holding on tight = Don't let me go. Arms around waist = You are mine, I need you. A hug = I care. Smiling at each other = I like you. Looking around = Hiding true feelings. Tender kiss on your lips = You're mine. ~~~~~ I asked u if i was pretty, u said no. I asked u if i was fat, u said yes of course. I asked u if u wanted to be w/ me forever, u said no. I asked u if u would cry if i walked away, u said no. I have heard to much, and need to leave, and as i walked away..... u grabbed my arm and told me to stay. u said........ Ur not pretty cuz ur beautiful. The only thing fat or big about u is ur heart. I dont want to be w/ u forever cuz I need to be w/ u forever. And baby I wouldnt cry if u walked away cuz...... I would die.
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