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If you enjoy reading this, you deserve a hug. But you're not getting it from me.
Topic of the Day: Diagnose yourself!
I haven't done one of these in a while. Hehe!

Ok, so this is how this goes:

You diagonose yourself. With a disorder, a disease, or something. It doesn't have to be real, you can make something up. They can be phobias too. Here, watch me!

I diagnose myself with...

Compulsive Lying Disorder.
I just can't help it. I have to lie. Ask me what colour the sky is. ORANGE.

See? That's all you have to do. I have looked up some common disorders and stuff for you:

Retardation. -- You're an idiot.
Obesity. -- Ew you fatty! [Hope, if you do this one I will kill you]
Pyromaniac. -- FIRE!!! [whoop that's me]
Anorexia. -- Gawd, I hope you die. EAT YOU RETARD, EAT.
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. -- Must... wash... hands.... again.
Agoraphobia. -- Oh my gawd! I need HELP. Help. WHERE IS THE HELP?
Alchoholic. -- Whoopee! One tequila, two tequila, FLOOR BABii. [you retard. maybe you'd be better off with budweiser if all you can take is two tequilas.]
Entomophobia. -- Is... that... a... FLY? OMG GET IT AWAY. -faints-
Ephebiphobia. -- Ack! Teenagers!
Eurotophobia. -- v****a! -dies-

Hehe. Those are a few. I used this webiste for the phobias:

http://www.phobialist.com/

And I just googled up common disorders for the other ones. I'm pretty sure you can figure it out. Ok? Soo... it's your turn!

GO!






User Comments: [4]
beardacus
Community Member





Sun Mar 01, 2009 @ 01:27am


Im Obesity.

And and and

Agoraphobia.


Okay nice knowing all ya. Tatis going to kill me know.


Ellen Roth
Community Member





Mon Mar 02, 2009 @ 01:33am


I think it's "one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FLOOR".

I have pooraphobia. I don't like not having money.


PR1NC3SS T1G3R
Community Member





Mon Mar 02, 2009 @ 01:35am


That's the whole point, Jessiah. The person can only last through two tequilas, when normal people can last through 3.


Wtf Its Angela
Community Member





Tue Mar 03, 2009 @ 01:47am


I diagnosed myself with obesity & eurothophobia .
(:


User Comments: [4]
 
 
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