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Setting: TV Studio
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Eon: *walking around* -__-;; Ergh... I need to find the roleplay studio! *sees someone on the corner of a street-they look worried* Hmmm....

Person: *franticly looks around-spots Eon* YOU! *points*

Eon: *looks around* M-Me? *points at self*

Person: *looks Eon up-and-down* Yeah... You'll do. *takes out a bat*

Eon: Hey.. what are you doing-OHMYGAWD! AUGH! AHHHH! N-NO, PLEASE-AAAAUUUUUUGGGHHH, MY FOOT DOESN'T TWIST LIKE THAT. AHHH--AH! NO! I-I'm beging you man! AUUUUUGGGGH! NOOOOO!----
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The rest of this scene has been cut out for physical, mental, and sexual abuse.
Please wait momentairly.....
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Eon: *is in the Operah show studio* e___e *wrapped up in a ball, his clothes are dirty, bloody, and ripped. Especially his legs... His hair is ruffled up and he seems VERY tense...* I-I'm not gay... I'm not gay... I'm not gay...

Operah: Hello audience! Today our guest is... *reads card* ... EON! How wonderful! Let's give him a hand!

Audience: *the army of all woman stand up and cheer* *some cry in joy*

Eon: O_O *sinks back into chair* I'M NOT GAY, I'M NOT GAY.

Operah: Now, Eon. Why don't you tell us about yourself? *leans in as if she's REALLY interested...*

Eon: W-Well.... I'm Eon, I'm sixteen years old. I live in a log cabin with my brother Thorn, Mimim my best friend, Dark who's secretly my crush, and Kayrne the addorable racoon boy. My favorite color is blue, I like puppies, pies, and pillows.

Operah: Hm... Yes, has anything tragic ever happened to you?

Eon: Well... *thinks* Today, I was officially raped by an unexpectidly gay man who beat me with a bat and forced me into a potato sack... And now I'm here in this studio and there was that one time when my cat died in the toilet-

Operah: Um... Excuse me, Eon. Are you suggesting something? *straightens up*

Eon: Huh? o_o *blinks*

Operah: What you said about the potato sack and the gay man-Oh. Nevermind. I shouldn't need to bring THAT up-

Eon: *interupts* You know... That is kinda suspicious.... Of all the places... I end up hear after he knocked me out...

Operah: *attempts to change subject* SO, HOW'S THE WIFE AND KIDS?

Eon: Mabye... He BROUGHT ME HERE?! *stands up* OW... Leg.... X_x *sits back down*

Operah: *stands over Eon* I THINK YOU SHOULD NOT TALK ABOUT THAT...

Eon: I'm just saying... mabye that he brang me here to make everyone think that was a sorry soul so that the show could advertise, get donations, and make money. You know, You're REALLY TALL...

Audience: *gasp!*

Operah: I-IT'S A LIE, I TELL YOU! PLEASE KEEP DONATING!! *points at Eon* YOU!

Eon: I wonder if every time someone points at me, I'll be raped... -_- *looks up* Um... you're not going to rape me are you? o___o

Operah: No, just kill you. =___=

Eon: O__O *thinks HARD* Um... UMMM... ERGH... *looks around* WHAT'S THAT?!? *points at random*

Operah: What? o_o *looks around* Hey... wait a minute...

Eon: *now inside the bathroom* GASP. O_x;; Whew. Now she can't get me in here...

Operah: *jumps inside* HA. TOO BAD. I ALLREADY AM A MAN!

Eon: OHMYGAWD. O_O *backs up on wall* You're the gay man, AREN'T YOU!?!

Operah: o_o Mabye....

Eon: AUGH! O3O *grabs spork*

Operah: Oh, you're going to fight me with some lousy spork?

Eon: NO. This spork is GODLY. It COULD KILL YOU! *throws spork*

Operah: *hit with spork* Crap. -_- *dies*

Eon: Oh... my... Gawd. I KILLED OPERAH. O_O Cool! I'll tell Mimim. *walks off*
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