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These are some funny journals that I would appreciate you all to read and comment on. Please enjoy. o___o I SAID COMMENT. D| GAWD. What's wrong with you people. Just... Tell me if you like it. PLEASE. GO AHEAD...
Darkeh-VS-Mimim on Fathers Day
Setting: Apartment
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Thorn:: *sleepingonbed* ZZZzzzzzzzz....

Dark:: *jumps on Thorn* HAPPY DADDY'S DAAAY! : D

Thorn: HOLY CRAP! HOLY CRAP! DX

Dark: Breathe Thorn! Calm down! D;

Thorn: *gasps for air* Phew... It's just you, Dark. What's up?

Dark: What's up? THE SKY, DING DONG! No. It's fathers day. :3

Thorn: *grin* So you're gonna give your daddy a present?

Dark: No. Not yet. :3

Thorn: But we're allready on the bed-

Dark: SHADUP. Breakfast calls. *jumps off*

Thorn: OOF! Ahhhhowwww.... My kidneys...
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In the kitchen...
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Mimim: DADDY! DADDY! : D *huggy Thorny*

Thorn: Uhh.. Hi Mimim. What are you up to?

Mimim: I'm making pancakes!

Eon: *slides down stairs* DID I HEAR "PANCAKES?" *runs into kitchen*

Dark: Not for you, Forrest Gump! This is Daddy's day so he gets WHATEVER he wants! Isn't that right sweety?

Thorn: Um... SURE! I GET TO DO WHATEVER I LIKE TODAY! R-Right?

Eon: Yes. That's what it says in the guidebook to fathers day.

Mimim: Guidebook? What's the son suppost to do for papa? *hugglepapa*

Eon: Well, you're suppost to make sure that he is relaxed today. No stress at all.

Mimim: YESSIR. c: I shall prepare Thorn's bath. *runs off*

Thorn: WHAT? D: I don't wanna bath!

Dark: Then what do I DO? Being his woman and all?

Eon: o///o Uhhh... Give him a massage? Make him relaxed as well? Perhaps romantic dinner! Just make him happy.

Thorn: Ohhh~! Hear that Eon? A MASSAGE. Do you have a woman to give you a MASSAGE? *nudgenudge*

Eon: Shadup... I don't need that coming from you... o///e
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At the mall...
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Dark: *walkin around* Okayyyy~.. Soooooo~... Where do you wanna go?

Thorn: I don't know. I don't really need anything to buy.

Mimim: DADDY! Lets buy you some video games!

Thorn: Video games? Huh... You're right! That sounds like a good idea, Mimim! Thanks, son! *walks into Gamestop w/ Mimim*

Eon: Ohhh... You just got burned. *pokesDark* |D

Dark: SHADUP BEFORE I BASH YOU HEAD IN WITH THIS PURSE! DX

Eon: Omigod. O_O;;

Dark: You know what? I'll show that little brat who can make Thorn's fathers day the best day he ever had! Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Eon: That depends. O_o;; What are you thinking?

Dark: TO VICTORIA'S SECRET! *jumps on Eon* Giddy up! *whipsbuttw/purse*

Eon: WHEE-SNAWWW! O_e *runs off*
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At Victoria's Secret...
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Eon: *can't help but to stare at the manikins* o///O Uh.. I feel very uncomfortable here, Dark...

Dark: Shadup. Okay, Eon. You're gonna help me pick out some clothes here for Thorn.

Eon: But I-I don't have that kind of tase in clothes! I'm bad at this kinda stuff.

Dark: No, Eon! Ding-ling-dong! I try on the clothes, I show you, and you tell me if they're sexy!

Eon: AHH! WH-WHAT? N-NO! No. I-I can't really! e///e It wouldn't be right...

Dark: What? It's FINE, Eon. Haven't you ever seen a grown woman in sexy undies before?

Eon: N-Not... w-well... I-I... O//O

Dark: Just sit back and relax! *pushes Eon in chair* I'll be right out! *goes in stall*

Eon: W-Well... If-If it helps the community. :3

Dark: Okay, I'm almost finished with this one. It's a little naughty but I hope he likes it! Give me your honest opinion.

Eon: Forgive me, god. For I have sinned. O_O
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At Gamestop...
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Mimim: Daddy, are you happy?

Thorn: Yeah! I'm glad we bought the Xbox and all these awsome gorry games! Thanks son for buying these. I hope you enjoy playing them as well.

Mimim: I don't mind. c: *puts Eon's wallet away*

Thorn: .... Soooo... o_o

Mimim: ... o.o Lets go do stuff that men do. Like paintball, monster trucks, shooting birds, whisling at preety women, and playing football!

Thorn: YEAHH! THAT'S AWSOME. *hugsMimim* This day will be a day to remember, my son.

Mimim: Yay. c:*puts bra on head*

Thorn: o__O;; You're just a special one, aren't you? *runs off with Mimim*

Dark: *runs out of store w/ Eon* THORN! WAAAIT!

Eon: YES! WAIT! I CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE! *cries* I feel so much guilt inside.. yet I feel so GOOD! DX

Dark: Darnit... we lost him... Now what?

Eon: *staring at Dark* owo *drool*

Dark: WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT?

Eon: *snaps out of daze* N-NOTHING! I-I just was thinking... Now that I have a whole new look on life.

Dark: Pervert. -__-

Eon: I AM NOT A PERVERT! I'm just growing up, that's all! DX

Dark: Well... Now that boy has took my man away again, what should I do to outwhit Mimim?

Eon: Have you forgotten your secret weapon? |3

Dark: My purse? o_O;;

Eon: NO, DARK. THE ROMANTIC DINNER.
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At "The Fancy Resturaunt"...
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Eon: *puts whine on table* There, that should do it.

Dark: I-Is he coming? Does my hair look too good? Is this dress too revealing? AH! EON, I'M IN A CRISIS!

Eon: *shakes Dark* Get ahold of yourself, woman! *slaps* CALM DOWN!!

Dark: AHHHowwww... You hurt me. ;_;

Eon: S-sorry! D: Just remember to stay calm and cool! Think flirty!!

Dark: You're right! I gotta get in the game! *flips over table* GRAAARRRR! D:

Eon: .......

Dark: ...... Whoops....

Eon: Lets find another table, shall we? -__-;;

Mimim: *walks in with Thorn* That was fun, daddy--*sees Dark* o_o

Thorn: Ahhh~ yes! This might be the best day I've ever had! *sees Dark* Ohhh! Darling! How are ya, Baby? *spins Dark around*

Dark: o///o Looks like you had fun today. *glares at Mimim*

Eon: *pokes Mim* You're in for it now buddy. Lets leave these two alone, shall we?

Mimim: :c Whyyyyyy?? *pulled away*
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Later... After eating dinner...
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Thorn: Wow... That was great! It's too bad we can't afford to have wonderful romantic dinners together like this all the time!

Dark: You're welcome sweety! It was nothing really. *puts Eon's wallet away*

Thorn: *stands up* AHEM. O_o

Dark: o___o ...?

Thorn: Let's dance, baby! DX HIT IT, MISTRO! *twirls Dark out of seat*

Dark: o//w//o Yaaayyy~!
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On dance floor...
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Mimim: *watching from affar* Not fair.

Eon: *also watching from affar* What's not fair?

Mimim: Dark is strealing Daddy.

Eon: Uhhh... Well, you've had your turn.

Mimim: :c But.... But....

Eon: What? What is it?

Mimim: *yells* I LOVE YOU MORE, DADDY.

Thorn: What was that? o_O *looks around*

Dark: N-Nothing. I just coughed. *cough* Just remember that I love you very much-

Mimim: SHE'S A LIAR! I LOVE YOU MORE!!

Eon: Sh-shut up, Mimim! Not your turn!

Thorn: Was that Mimim? o__o

Dark: A-AHEH... N-NO...

Mimim: YES IT IS ME. MIMIM. owo

Thorn: Wait a second.... ARE YOU GUYS HAVING A COMPETITION OVER ME?!

Eon: No! They're not! *runs out on dance floor w/ Mimim*

Thorn: YES YOU ARE! Admit it. =__=

Mimim: Yes, we are papa. :c

Dark: Well, come on? Who's the winner? o_o

Thorn: Hmmmmm... *thinks* ...

Eon: Is this really all neccissary--

Thorn: EON'S THE WINNER. =D

Dark: WHAT?!? O_O

Mimim: Yay. c: Congratulations.

Eon: W-What? B-But I didn't even participate!

Thorn: Well, you were the one who gave all the advice. Otherwise, this wouldn't be happening! Thanks, bro. *pats back*

Eon: o///o W-Well I'm quite flattered!

Dark: *glares* YOU'RE DEAD! YOU HEAR ME? *chases*

Eon: *being chased* OMG. O_o;;

Thorn: *huggles Mimim* Don't tell anyone, but you're my favorite. :3

Mimim: c: Oh, I know.
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The End...
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Darkerz
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commentCommented on: Mon May 26, 2008 @ 08:36pm
OMFROAR D:< -Throws down purse- I'm tired of putting on sexy clothes for you D;


Its awesome, btw.... What about MOTHERS DAY!? D; I'm the one with the freaking baby D; -Sob-


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