wtf. my story...
dont ask
broke heart pt. 1
mrgreen hey
neutral hi....
mrgreen u feeling blue?
neutral yha, she dumped me
mrgreen ahh forget her...she wasnt worth any thing
neutral she was worth my heart
mrgreen well now u sound silly, cheer up
neutral how can i my life is over
mrgreen ok over i know what to do....lets go to a club
broke heart pt. 2
cheese_whine cheese_whine cheese_whine cheese_whine cheese_whine cheese_whine cheese_whine
mrgreen awesome look at these b-e-a-utiful wemon
neutral theyre alright...but not as beautiful as my love
mrgreen dude she broke ur heart...get over her...HEY U GIVE MY FRIEND A LAP DANCE
neutral no i'd rather not...i'd feel like i'm cheating
3nodding alright sexy time for that dance u ordered
neutral i dont want one
3nodding wats wrong?
mrgreen he got dumped
3nodding oh that happened to me before...never forger when my love told me to hit the road...i was 9 months pregnant
neutral that sucks
mrgreen ....does that mean no on the lap dance....?
neutral so what happend after?
3nodding well i got this part-time job to ay for school...and well my daughter only sees me once in a blue moon
neutral does she live alone?
3nodding no, with my mother... but i miss her
mrgreen madam my dance
neutral wanna go get a cup of coffie?
3nodding sure! i'd love to i get off my shift in 10 min
mrgreen ....WHAT ABOUT MY LAP DANCE
4laugh i'll give u one
mrgreen oh hello hottie
neutral yay i got a date!
broken heart pt. 3
3nodding hi, ready to go
neutral bye
mrgreen later dont forget to wear a condom
neutral u must have adhd
3nodding so where to?
neutral oh yha coffie....
wahmbulance wahmbulance wahmbulance wahmbulance wahmbulance
at the coffie shop
3nodding wow it's beautiful here
neutral yha i love it here i useto go here with.....
3nodding it's alright places like these hold memories...some good...and bad
neutral yha your right....want an expresso
3nodding sure i love expressos
neutral me too....
*looks around*
neutral oh crap!
3nodding wat? are u ok?
neutral it's her...
3nodding who?
neutral the one who broke my heart
3nodding where?
rolleyes well, well. well what the hell are u doing here
neutral i was on a.....getting coffie
3nodding we were on a date
rolleyes a date? already...?
neutral umm...it was just....
rolleyes you...moved...on? so quickly?
neutral i...uh....
3nodding oh yes we really love each other
rolleyes ....but...but...but....I WANT U BAK
neutral uh....
3nodding sorry deary, but he's with me, u had ur chance
rolleyes ....i.....*sob, runs away*
neutral thanx for...sticking up for me
3nodding np...
*kisses cheek*
3nodding wow this expresso is good
broken heart pt. 4
neutral ......*blushes*
3nodding ...so how long were u together....?
neutral 3 years....she didnt want to marry me
3nodding well why not...a nice guy like u?
neutral i dont know....
3nodding welll watever, now she knows what she lost
neutral yha ur right...
*RING RING*
neutral my phone.... hold on...hello
mrgreen yo dude....i'm in jail...bail me out
neutral how'd you end up in jail
mrgreen ....it's a long story
neutral ...umm...going
*hangs up phone*
3nodding what happened
neutral we gotta go i'm sorry
mrgreen is somthing wrong?
neutral yha....i'll explain on the way
bh pt. 5
at jail
neutral hey what the hell happened to u?
mrgreen ....i strangled a stripper
neutral yha u do have adhd
3nodding omg...is she alright
mrgreen ....no...
neutral what happened
mrgreen she...died
3nodding & neutral GASP
neutral u killed her
mrgreen .....sorta
3nodding wat do u mean sorta
mrgreen well she was half drunk when she started beating me up...then u just choked her...self defense
neutral ....u couldnt just pin her down
mrgreen ....i couldnt...
3nodding b*****d
talk2hand well your friend here is looking 20- to life
mrgreen oh no, i cant...i dont wanna get but raped
neutral u got urself into it, get urself out
3nodding *sob*
mrgreen .....i know what i must do
*digs a tunnel over night*
mrgreen i'm freee
talk2hand huh? DAMN SOMEONE ESCAPED. i knew i shouldnt have left that shovel in there
bh pt. 6
mrgreen hey open up!
neutral wat? what are u doing here
3nodding honey? whose there?
neutral uh... nothing
mrgreen dude i'ma wanted man
neutral well what the hell are u doing in my place?
mrgreen i just need a place to stay, i have plane tickets prepared to go to canada
neutral ugh...fine
3nodding babe? i hear voices...
neutral just go bak to bed i's just a...frog
3nodding oh...ok
bh pt. 7
3nodding morning babe
*goes to get coffie*
3nodding AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
mrgreen uh....?
neutral everything ok?
3nodding what the ******** is he doing here?
neutral he's leaving today
mrgreen dude nice u banged the student stripper
3nodding wat?
neutral babe just ignore him
3nodding no not anymore
*grabes knife*
3nodding die!!!!!!!
*stabbs mrgreen *
mrgreen ugh.....i'm so cold
neutral babe just...calm down...
3nodding never!!!!!! u saw nothing
*stabbs neutral *
neutral ....but...i love u
3nodding mwhahahahahha
*beep beeep beep*
3nodding huh? oh time for school....bye love time to go
be back in a few...love u bye
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