My friend gave this to me.
Do not steal....the government hates competition!
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their
shoes.That
way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their
shoes.
I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I
hate
people like that!
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've
forgotten this before.
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and
ones
that can't count.
Which of the three are you?
If life gives you lemons, throw them at some one!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
I'm right 90% of the time, so why worry about the other 3%?
A day without sunshine is like... night.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat
you
with experience.
Are you too gullible? We can cure you! Send $1,000 to...
It is better to be silent and thought a fool than to open your mouth
and
remove all doubt.
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