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"It's not my fault that your ugly and stupid blame your mom and the mail man"
"You want a man, i want a lecherous monk"
"There's a man for every gal even if he is a perveted monk"
"You call it stalking i call it love"
"Men can always be right but women never wrong"
"Evil Zombie Chickens will take over the world!"
"we are family even though your fatter than me"
"If a smurf holds it's breath what color does it turn?"
"Man who run in front of car is tired. Man who run behind car is exahausted"
"War do not determine who right, War determine who left"
"Man who stand on toliet high on pot"
"Light travels faster than sound, that's why some people appear smart until you hear them speak"
"When everything is coming your way you're in the wrong lane"
"If a book of failures doesn't sell does that mean it's a sucess?"
"If aethists don't believe in God, does that mean God doesn't believe in atheists?"
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