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angel and talyeh 2
Talyeh: Hey angel...
Angel:whats up talyeh?
Talyeh:not much... just pretty borred -turns up Ipod in 1 ear-
Angel: dun na na na
Talyeh: what the hell...?
Angel: oh... your still here?
Talyeh: yeah.......
Angel: sorry, lil drunk...
Talyeh: i totally couldnt tell by your breath...
Angel: HEY! Your the 1 who wanted to come over here
Talyeh: actually, you invited me over...
Angel: oh yeah! drinking before that 2...
Talyeh: wow........ you need to stop drinking so much.... WAIT! did i just say that? i need to watch my mouth....
Angel: thats almost alchohol abuse on its own...
Talyeh: well, i didnt knock over 3 drinks today...
Angel: ******** YOU!
Talyeh: no thanks, i think ur bf would be jelous
Angel: OK!~! #1, its a GF, 2# not on your god damn life you son of a b***h, and 3# ******** you
Talyeh: OK! i already told you, i will not ******** you, so no!
Angel: i would rather shoot myself...
Talyeh: awww. -starts playing with lighter-
Angel: here, light this real quick... -pulls out joint-
Talyeh: kk. -lights using an axe flamethrower- HA! it worked
Angel: lol, thanks
Talyeh: no problem... -burns eyebrows- ********....
Angel: so, what was the original topic suposed to be again?
Talyeh: i dont kno... underaged smoking and drinking? WAIT! howmuch are we getting paid?
Angel: ABSOLUTLEY NOTHING! biggrin
Talyeh: son of a b***h......
Angel: yes?
Talyeh: .....
Angel: you called
Talyeh -on phone- yeah, i would like 3 large pizza's with extra cheeze, stuffed crust, and a chilito please
Angel: ok... first off, do i look like the pizza man...
Talyeh interupting -I AM ON THE PHONE WITH SOME DUMB a** PIZZA GUY! HOLD ON PLEASE! -continues to order food-
Angel: oh...
Talyeh: -still on phone- $55 ******** DOLLARS! YOU GOTA BE OUTA YO GOD DAMN MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but yes... i will stilll take my food... -pulls out gun- ******** ripoffs...
Angel: i can see where this is going...
Talyeh: What? -loads shot gun, and waits at the door- atleast its not you doin it this time...
Angel: HEY! those were perfectly good kills
Talyeh: ya kno what....... just a second ^^ -calls a friend to get beer- biggrin
Angel: i stand corrected, just get the ******** beer
20 MINUTES LATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-DING DONG!-
Angel: PIZZA's HERE!
Talyeh: FANTASTIC! -door opens and a shotgun is shot...- thanks for the pizza ******** -takes wallet, pizza, and drags guy inside-
Angel: i gota get rid of the body dont i...?
Talyeh: remember, 1 kills, the other disposes
Angel: ********!
Talyeh: sorry? ya kno what, here, this is your free bee -puts body in acid- hey, new car out of it...
Angel: well, there is another thing we can wreck...
-Ding Dong-
Talyeh: I'LL GET IT!!!!!!!!!!! -opens door to see a budweiser truck- um.... you really outdid yourself thistime.......
Angel: shoulda called my friends, we got more...
Talyeh: -walks back inside from the truck- um... this is Gold Schloger....
Angel: then why the ******** is it in a budweiser truck?
Talyeh: got me....
Angel: hold on a sec -runs over, slams the budweiser guy's head into door frame, and hops in beer truck and heads off-
Talyeh: MUTHA ********! -closes door, and locks it, running over to the modded viper, and follows beer truck, and calls angel on cellphone-
Angel: -answers- hey, i'll be back in a seccond... gona go get some actuall alchohol...
Talyeh: look at the mirror ^_^ notice anything?
Angel: -lights ciggarette- oh s**t, your behind me...
Talyeh: and i even locked the door, turned out the lights, and drank a bottle of schlogger, and man, am i ******** up....
Angel: and you dont even have a key... hold on, you have been around me way to much...
Talyeh: how do you think that?
Angel: you just did everything i would do....
Talyeh: OH! and i fed the dogs....
Angel: oh s**t, i forgot about them...
Talyeh: then its good that you have me...
Angel: yep, good thing you fed the birds....
Talyeh: i said dogs....
Angel: s**t!!!!!! -takes an immediat U-Turn-
Talyeh: DAMNIT!!!!!!!! -goes around corner, almost rolling car- you mutha ********
Angel: ******** YOU! THOSE BIRDS NEED FOOD!
Talyeh: AND YOU HAD TO TAKE THE SHARPEST TURN YOU COULD! WERE EVEN!
Angel: Yep!
................................to be continued.....................
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