angel and talyeh 2
Talyeh: Hey angel... Angel:whats up talyeh? Talyeh:not much... just pretty borred -turns up Ipod in 1 ear- Angel: dun na na na Talyeh: what the hell...? Angel: oh... your still here? Talyeh: yeah....... Angel: sorry, lil drunk... Talyeh: i totally couldnt tell by your breath... Angel: HEY! Your the 1 who wanted to come over here Talyeh: actually, you invited me over... Angel: oh yeah! drinking before that 2... Talyeh: wow........ you need to stop drinking so much.... WAIT! did i just say that? i need to watch my mouth.... Angel: thats almost alchohol abuse on its own... Talyeh: well, i didnt knock over 3 drinks today... Angel: ******** YOU! Talyeh: no thanks, i think ur bf would be jelous Angel: OK!~! #1, its a GF, 2# not on your god damn life you son of a b***h, and 3# ******** you Talyeh: OK! i already told you, i will not ******** you, so no! Angel: i would rather shoot myself... Talyeh: awww. -starts playing with lighter- Angel: here, light this real quick... -pulls out joint- Talyeh: kk. -lights using an axe flamethrower- HA! it worked Angel: lol, thanks Talyeh: no problem... -burns eyebrows- ********.... Angel: so, what was the original topic suposed to be again? Talyeh: i dont kno... underaged smoking and drinking? WAIT! howmuch are we getting paid? Angel: ABSOLUTLEY NOTHING! biggrin Talyeh: son of a b***h...... Angel: yes? Talyeh: ..... Angel: you called Talyeh -on phone- yeah, i would like 3 large pizza's with extra cheeze, stuffed crust, and a chilito please Angel: ok... first off, do i look like the pizza man... Talyeh interupting -I AM ON THE PHONE WITH SOME DUMB a** PIZZA GUY! HOLD ON PLEASE! -continues to order food- Angel: oh... Talyeh: -still on phone- $55 ******** DOLLARS! YOU GOTA BE OUTA YO GOD DAMN MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but yes... i will stilll take my food... -pulls out gun- ******** ripoffs... Angel: i can see where this is going... Talyeh: What? -loads shot gun, and waits at the door- atleast its not you doin it this time... Angel: HEY! those were perfectly good kills Talyeh: ya kno what....... just a second ^^ -calls a friend to get beer- biggrin Angel: i stand corrected, just get the ******** beer 20 MINUTES LATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-DING DONG!- Angel: PIZZA's HERE! Talyeh: FANTASTIC! -door opens and a shotgun is shot...- thanks for the pizza ******** -takes wallet, pizza, and drags guy inside- Angel: i gota get rid of the body dont i...? Talyeh: remember, 1 kills, the other disposes Angel: ********! Talyeh: sorry? ya kno what, here, this is your free bee -puts body in acid- hey, new car out of it... Angel: well, there is another thing we can wreck... -Ding Dong- Talyeh: I'LL GET IT!!!!!!!!!!! -opens door to see a budweiser truck- um.... you really outdid yourself thistime....... Angel: shoulda called my friends, we got more... Talyeh: -walks back inside from the truck- um... this is Gold Schloger.... Angel: then why the ******** is it in a budweiser truck? Talyeh: got me.... Angel: hold on a sec -runs over, slams the budweiser guy's head into door frame, and hops in beer truck and heads off- Talyeh: MUTHA ********! -closes door, and locks it, running over to the modded viper, and follows beer truck, and calls angel on cellphone- Angel: -answers- hey, i'll be back in a seccond... gona go get some actuall alchohol... Talyeh: look at the mirror ^_^ notice anything? Angel: -lights ciggarette- oh s**t, your behind me... Talyeh: and i even locked the door, turned out the lights, and drank a bottle of schlogger, and man, am i ******** up.... Angel: and you dont even have a key... hold on, you have been around me way to much... Talyeh: how do you think that? Angel: you just did everything i would do.... Talyeh: OH! and i fed the dogs.... Angel: oh s**t, i forgot about them... Talyeh: then its good that you have me... Angel: yep, good thing you fed the birds.... Talyeh: i said dogs.... Angel: s**t!!!!!! -takes an immediat U-Turn- Talyeh: DAMNIT!!!!!!!! -goes around corner, almost rolling car- you mutha ******** Angel: ******** YOU! THOSE BIRDS NEED FOOD! Talyeh: AND YOU HAD TO TAKE THE SHARPEST TURN YOU COULD! WERE EVEN! Angel: Yep! ................................to be continued.....................
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