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The Idiotic Adventures of the Crazies
-Episode 13.. Mission Impossible: Unseen Part 1

Somewhere in Space in a Space Station..
Laser lights flash all through a black room with pretty rainbow colors. A pair of red eyes suddenly appears. White triangular shapes flash as the laser lights bounce off the white triangles.
Then suddenly, the room goes quiet in a dark room once again.
BOOM!! An explosion erupted.
All that was left was an evil laugh.. MWAHAHAhahahahahaha..

Back at Crazies Guild..
SLAM!! The doors broke as a short person ran through, panting.
Everyone looked in that person's direction.
The short dude kept panting.. "H..He..Hel..Helllppp..m..me" Then he fainted..

2 hours later..
Gill slapped the short dude awake. "Hey you!! >=o"
Noey held Gill from slapping the short dude again.
"Let her be, Noey. That man is staying in our guild for free and we can't afford that."
Noey let go. "But he's already awake."
Gill replied, "What's your point?" Gill went back to abusing the awakened dude.
"Please stop!! Dx" The short dude blocked Gill's abusementing. "Is this how you treat your guests?!!"
"You are not a guest. A guest pays for their stays." Replied Elly.
"..Well.. That aside, I need your help."
"And why should we help you?" Asked Noey.
"Because the main space station is invaded by green monsters with red eyes!!"
"And?"
"And I need your help!!"
"Hmph" Gill kicks short dude and walks away. Gill, Elly, and Noey forms a triangle for a short conference..
"So, the real question now is: are we going to help him?" Asked Elly.
Gill replies, "Why should we?"
Elly turns to short dude. "Are we going to be paid?"
The short dude gets up slowly, twitchingly.. "I'm too scared to say -No- So, I'm just going to say Yes."
"You better.." Elly glares at him and then gets back to the other two. "Looks like we're getting paid. So, let's do it." Elly notices that Josh walked into the kitchen. Josh just dashed straight to the fridge.
Gill paced across the kitchen floor as Elly watched Josh raid the freezer for ice pops.
"Well," Gill stopped next to the fridge and slammed the freezer door shut, while Josh yelps as his hand was caught in the freezer. " It would save the po-pos from having to be tortured by the prisoners.."
Noey giggles as she heard Gill mention "prisoners."
"Speaking of prisoners, who are we talking about?" Asked Josh as he nursed his throbbing hand.
Gill and Elly both looked at Josh as Josh tilted his head to the side.

At the Slammers..
CLINK-CLANK-CLANK-CLINK-CLANK!! The sound of a metal mug clinking against metal bars. The person making the sounds would be a young woman with purple hair, thinking she is making music.. the other people would request songs from her. At one point, one giant lady would asked the purple haired-girl to play a song by Ke$ha.. And so she would play some songs with her clanking metal cup and bars.
On the other hand, two other girls, a blonde and a brunette, arm wrestle as a boy with black hair plays the man in black-n-white stripes at games [referee]. When one of the girls win, the boy says the opposite thing.. For instance, if the blonde wins, he'd say the brunette wins, and vice versa. So the girls would get upset and slap him 'till he bleeds. Then, they would do the arm wrestling all over again.
As for the other girl.. she kept asking the po-poes random questions, such as:
"When people say we see things upside down, why doesn't Gravity work?" "How come people don't have four legs?" "What makes humans want to eat meat and not animals?" "Why does your eyes go in the same direction?" The police men would make up random answers, which the girl would take seriously.
But when she asked: "Waht's sexting?"
The cop-ers would say: "We.. are not having this conversation with you."
"Silly Indy, Sexting is--" Sarah [Blonde] got cut off by Giggly [Brunette].
"Don't tell her waht sexting is. She should never know." Giggly said with a glare.
Shun [Black-haired boy] questioned, "Why not?"
"Because.. she'll tell Gamer waht it is, then Gamer is gonna slap us all silly for teaching Indy!!"
Gamer's ears perked up. "Did someone say my name?"
Shun, Sarah, and Giggly looked her way and said "Waht? No, of course not. :3"
Gamer went back to playing some songs with metals.
"By the way, waht is sexting?" Asked Shun. Annoyance is waht Giggly and Sarah felt and beat up Shun into a pulp, then left him in a corner while Indy still waits for an answer.
"It's okay Indy, you will learn about it in the future by some idiots who will put those things up as advertisements one day." Sarah finally decided to reply.
Giggly added, " And when that happens, me and Sarah will plaguing the towns with Sexting messages on billboards!! :3"
Shun somehow got up and asked, "Can I be in it too?!!"
"No Shun.. You'll turn it into some kind of porn that shows on the internet." Giggly replies.
Then Sarah asks, "Isn't sexting a kind of porn thing anyway?"
"No Sarah.. There is a very big difference.. There is skin contact for porn but no skin contact for sexting.. But you are right they are somewaht the same. You know why?"
"Why?" The Indy, Sarah, and Shun asks simultaneously.
"BECAUSE!! IT IS BAD FOR CHILDREN!!" Giggly yelled.
Gamer jumped and stopped her music. "Why are you yelling, Giggly? o.o"
"No reason.. I was just.. Giving a lesson?" Giggly replied.
"What kind of lesson?" Gamer dropped her musical mug and joined the group and smiled.
"Yes!! What kind of lesson, Giggly?!!" The other three asked.
Giggly smiled for a second and turned her head away with an annoyed look and sighs. "Oh boy.."

Returning to the Guild..
"Yeah.. Let's go get those crazies at the slammers.." Gill said.
Elly replied with, "No kidding.. Instead of the prisoners feeling like prisoners there, it'll be the cops who feel like prisoners.."
Gill and Elly looks at the short dude. "We're going to help you. But before we go, we'll be making a pit stop at the slammers."
"For the toilets?" Asks the short dude.
Elly thinks about it.. "We'll probably do that, too. Now let's go!!"
Gill and Elly starts walking out their Guild building as they drag the short dude.
"WAIT FOR ME!!" Josh runs after them.
"BYEEEEEE!!!! GOOD LUCK!! WE'LL ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU!!" Noey, Molly, and Jess waves at the four people who just walked out.
The four stopped in their tracks, turned around, and scream, "QUIT MAKING IT SOUND AS IF WE'RE GONNA DIE AND NOT COME BACK!!"

To Be Continued