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The Idiotic Adventures of The Crazies
Episode 12: Grocery Shopping

Gill walked into the kitchen and straight to the fridge. "Hm, we need more of this, this, this, this, this, this,......that and this and that and this.......and that thing."
Gill wrote down a list of things to buy at the grocery store. As she got ready to go, Elly walked in and asked Gill for help with a special delivery at the City Hall.
Gill then scoped out everyone. "EMERGENCY IN THE KITCHEN!!"
Shun fell off a bench. Sarah, Jess, Ranny, and Noey dropped their cards. Fishy dropped her pudding. Josh jumped. Giggly and Indy hit Giggly's doggy by accident as they were surprised. They all ran into the kitchen. "What's the emergency?!!"
Gill shoved the list and 40$ in Ranny's face. "Here is a list of things I need you to buy at the grocery store and 40$ to pay for it all. Only five of you are going. If all of you goes, there'd be trouble. Elly and I have to go to City Hall for some stuff. Now run along and don't take too long. Bye!"
Gill and Elly ran out of the kitchen and headed for City Hall.
Everyone else looked at each other, shrugged, pulled out straws to choose who goes to the grocery store.
Giggly, Shun, Indy, Gamer, and Sarah were chosen to go grocery shopping. Ranny handed over the money to Gamer, thinking she was the most trust worthy. She then threw the list at Giggly and went to the gambling table to gamble with Noey and Jess.
The five chosen kiddies entered the Huge Grocery Store called the Huge Grocery Store.
The first thing they noticed was the sale on pizza. Each person grabbed a box and threw it into the shopping cart.
"Okay, now that we got the pizzas, we need this, this, this, this, this, this,......that and this and that and this.......and that thing." Giggly read on the list.
Sarah suggested to go to the fridge aisles first and they all went.
First up was the ice creamy goodness.
Shun saw the big bucket of swirly fudge chocolate in vanilla flavored ice cream. "GUYS!! CHECK OUT THE SIZE OF THIS THING!!" He pointed.
"Whoa, you're right, Shunicles." Giggly agreed.
"No shiiz. We could all go swimming in that thing." Sarah said as she checked out the bucket.
"Well, we all agreed then." Said Indy.
"Agree with what?" Asked Gamer.
"That we're getting IT!!" Yelled Indy as the others yelled, "OH YEAH!!" They lifted one bucket up and tossed it in the cart.
Then, they went to the drinks aisle. Shun, of course, grabbed 10 packs of soda when no one was looking. Meanwhile, Sarah and Giggly were secretly grabbing lots of brands of liquor and tossed each pack into the cart. Gamer grabbed what was needed on the list as Indy ran off to look at the kiddy toys.
Next was the bread aisle. Shun picked out two bags of sweet bread. Gamer grabbed the crustless bread for her favorite sandwiches. Giggly looked at the list and pulled out a french loaf along with this other fancy bread that she found. Sarah got hungry and ran off to the food court.
Gamer dragged Shun and Giggly to the canned food stock aisle. Gamer read the list out loud as Shun and Giggly ran back and forth for the items and threw the items into the cart.
But along the way, Sarah and Indy struggled to get to their cart. Sarah carried lots sandwiches, pies, cake, cookies, and other delicious sweets, while Indy carried lots of toys.
Gamer was too busy reading Gill's list and Giggly and Shun were too busy grabbing random items to see that Sarah and Indy dumped a whole lot of stuff into the cart.
But a few seconds later, Giggly screamed: "DON'T JUST STAND THERE AND WATCH!! HELP US!! D:<" Sarah and Indy jumped and ran back and forth for random items without knowing what to grab and not listening to what Gamer was saying.
When Gamer finally came to an end of the list, everyone passed out for a few minutes.
They all got up and straight to the cashier, while they all pushed the cart together.
The cashier saw the cart stop in front of him. He looked up and down with fear. He gulped as he asked "Will this be all?"
"Yup!!" They said in sync.
The cashier simply nodded and checked out all of their items. As he finished up. He calculated the total and stuff. "All right, your total is 334349.99$"
Everyone looked at Gamer. Gamer shoved her hand into her side pocket and pulled out the money Gill gave them.
Gamer gave the cashier the money. But when the cashier looked at the money he got, he looked up at the five people and said, " Um..this is only 40$"
Gamer, Shun, Sarah, Indy, and Giggly could only look at each other then look back at the cashier and said, "Oh s**t.." They huddled up and thought up a plan.
The cashier could only hear mumbled whispers.
The five crazies then separated and smiled at the cashier. Sarah walked up to the cart and pulled out something. Shun and Indy went up to the cashier and told him some small jokes. Giggly then blind folded the cashier as Sarah and Gamer duck taped the cashier. When they were done, they ran off with the cart full of their groceries back to their guild.
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Gill and Elly got back. They walked into their "home," and surprised to see them five crazies back.
"Wow, you guys got here before we did." Said Gill.
Elly agreed. "Yes, in deed. We'd expected that you'd be back way later."
"Shoot, we thought you'd all be home at least by next month." Gill added.
Everyone shrugged.
Gill asked them: "So where's the groceries I needed you guys to get?"
"In the kitchen." They said in sync.
Gill walked into the kitchen and dropped her staff. "What the..GUYS!!GET.IN.HERE.NOW!!"
Everyone threw everything in the air and ran into the kitchen. "Yeah?"
"What's all this?"
Everyone agreed that if they were asked that exact question, they say, "Oh, those things. Those were from the sample booths."
Gill and Elly gave them the suspicious look. But they were so worried that the answer would be something they wouldn't want to hear, so they decided not to push it.
Everyone could only nervously laugh and smile. But because they know the suspicious looks they get from Gill and Elly, they cried out and clung to Gill and Elly's legs, "WE SWEAR WE DIDN'T STEAL THEM!!"