Procrastination isn’t easy.
If not done right it can make you queasy.
From work you can’t just walk away.
You need an excuse for your delay.
So here is how you procrastinate.
This is how you can be late.
For beginners keep it simple.
You can’t blame it on a pimple.
Tragedy is best to start.
Death is always very smart.
For how can anyone complain
When you’re in so much pain?
Sickness isn’t quite so clean.
You can’t fake a ruptured spleen.
A doctor’s note is hard to fake.
Stick with something like an ache.
It’s also very hard to question
If you suffer from depression.
The last must be used on the sympathetic.
Otherwise you’ll seem pathetic.
Say you and your parents got into a fight.
You were kicked out on Friday night.
Tell them you have no place to stay.
Then start crying and run away.
That’s all for today.
But tomorrow we’ll have a new array!
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