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I'll give an example...
1. This one time, I was with a friend at the mall, we saw this...clown guy, so we kicked him in the nuts. It was Awsome.
2. If I had someone I could punch beside me....i would wonder who this person was.
3. Having a tail would rock! If I had a tail....I would do....such naughty things with it..
4. I wonder what I could do with tape, bubblegum, string....I could rule the world! MUAHAHA!!
5. I drempt about you last night....and I'm still wet from it.
6. Tomorrow at noon, I'm totally going go to the park and....start dancing naked in the streets with...myself.
7. One time, I got this cut on my....Forehead, and then Snape came...dressed in a gown.
8. I wish I could draw a....Dragon that would come to life and eat heads for me. ^.^
9. I know this chick who's...always doing this thing with her...er....
10. For my birthday a while ago, I should have....Kicked more a** than i did..
11. I have an idea! You take a lightning ball thing....and chuck it at someone's head!

1. This one time, I was with a friend at the mall, we saw this... really old guy and he smelled funny. He then burst into flames.
2. If I had someone I could punch beside me.... I wouldn't punch them, I would kick them.
3. Having a tail would rock! If I had a tail.... I would be the hottest Neko girl around ^-^
4. I wonder what I could do with tape, bubblegum, string.... as far as sexual things go.
5. I drempt about you last night.... I've been having tiny orgasms every 5 minutes since then.
6. Tomorrow at noon, I'm totally going go to the park and.... steal all of hte bolts and screws fromt eh playground equipment.
7. One time, I got this cut on my.... knee and it turned into a magical fountain with fairie that lived around it.
8. I wish I could draw a.... giant fire breathing ferret and it would come to life. I would then name him Gregothy.
9. I know this chick who's... boobs are of anime-style proportions and her back hasn't borken yet.
10.For my birthday a while ago, I should have.... been crowned queen of the world.
11. I have an idea! You take a lightning ball thing.... and break it, hoping it will shatter into other peoples eyes.

1. This one time, I was with a friend at the mall, we saw this...pink elephant chewing a person he chewed 3 times and spate him out, i guess his expirey date has passed
2. If I had someone I could punch beside me....i would punch him in the face, pour gasoline on him and set him on fire, and say "Burn b***h! BURN!"
3. Having a tail would rock! If I had a tail....I'd fly round like Tail's (If you dont know who Tails in sonic is youre a n00b)
4. I wonder what I could do with tape, bubblegum, string....I would chewgum to be sticky enough to stick to your eyes and then tape your mouth shut stick the string to the gum and try to pull your eyes out.
5. I drempt about you last night....i was dreaming in my bed, whyd you suck?!?!..wait it wasnt a dream lol
6. Tomorrow at noon, I'm totally going go to the park and....Suck up all the water, and ******** you damn water, you drowned all my family"
7. One time, I got this cut on my....on my leg and i ended up donating 50Liters of blood.
8. I wish I could draw a....god, and have it cometo life... But wait.. It is already alive..Its ME! *Everyone bows*
9. I know this chick who's...a transvestite, and she always ******** herself 0.o
10. For my birthday a while ago, I should have....gotten a brother exchanging contract >.<;
11. I have an idea! You take a lightning ball thing....and light it on fire...*BOOOOM!!!*

1. person walking around in circles screaming "THERE'S A SANDWITCH IN MY HEAD"!
2. they'd be dead right now!
3. it would be wagging at the sight of Kime.
4. and a pez dispencer would make the perfect bomb.
5. it was the worst dream of your life.
6. in a different town by riding my bike.
7. foot and couldn't ride my bike to other towns.
8. a flying space potatoe!
9. who's totally insane...OH s**t that's me isn't it?
10. an evil frying pan of doom!
11. blow up the world while frying me eggs or bacon! Or waffles!

sorry i'm like hyper anyways...

1. This one time, I was with a friend at the mall, we saw this... HUGE BEAVER! IT WAS AMAZING! Then again we WERE high......
2. If I had someone I could punch beside me.... I wouldn't be punching YOU now would I?
3. Having a tail would rock! If I had a tail....I'd chase it, collapse, chase it again, collapse once more, then my tail would try to steal my credit card and run off to Scandinavia but only to realise I have no credit card.
4. I wonder what I could do with tape, bubblegum, string.... and vodka.....
5. I drempt about you last night.... you really can't dance, can you? The lobster dance is SO last week.
6. Tomorrow at noon, I'm totally going go to the park and.... getting that freakin ice cream man! He's taunted me for years, but I shall have my day soon eneough....Soon...
7. One time, I got this cut on my.... finger and it bled for hours. It was funny, but it hurt like you wouldn't believe, so I screamed, and watched Star Wars I & II
8. I wish I could draw a....doughnut, cause then I'd try to eat it. Wait.....I have doughnuts!
9. I know this chick who's...obsessed with shopping, guys, voleyball, shopping, the OC, Laugna Beach, shopping, brand name clothing.....Wait....I know about 20 girls like that, sad thing is, I only have 19 bullets.
10. For my birthday a while ago, I should have....hired a magician. I've always wanted one. Because they could totally kick that clown's a**.
11. I have an idea! You take a lightning ball thing....and touch it, then touch my tounge! I've seen people do it and it looked like fun! So what if they had to go to the hospital?!

1. This one time, I was with a friend at the mall, we saw this... purple penguin on crack with a bazooka @_@ we ran like hell and came back with paintball guns.. surprisingly.. we won. O.o
2. If I had someone I could punch beside me.... it would be my parents.
3. Having a tail would rock! If I had a tail.... I would run away from the circus trying to get me to be a part of their show.
4. I wonder what I could do with tape, bubblegum, string.... I could commit murders around the world > wink
5. I drempt about you last night.... I think I fed you to the camel eating PINEAPPLE...
6. Tomorrow at noon, I'm totally going go to the park and.... fall in the water because I'm not paying attention to where I'm going.
7. One time, I got this cut on my.... pinky toe and I was detained in Mexico cause a bear was trying to eat my big toe. o.X
8. I wish I could draw an.... anorexic poptart =D.
9. I know this chick who's... a coplete and total b***h!!! *cough cough* katryna *cough cough*
10. For my birthday a while ago, I should have.... had my friend bring her wii so we could do that retarded dance game!
11. I have an idea! You take a lightning ball thing.... and shove it up your mother ******** a**!!!
12. If I had a pet dragon.... it would ask me if it could kill you. stare
13. I ran with scissors once.... and I got this cool eyepathc!! arrgh! I'm a pirate!! pirate
14. I get 2 hours a day to.... stare at the wall and wish the other day had gone differently
15. In the shower, I always... SING!!!! ^________________^