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1. You're looking at porn(any kind)and your dad comes in to the room and says, "What are you looking at?"
See anything you like?
2. You suddenly wake up in a hoospital and a docter tells you, "You have 10 seconds to live, sorry."
Can I get a countdown?!
3. You suddenly grow wings, but you're in prison.
My a** already hurts!
4. You're being chased by a giant mouth.
Don't make me get the Listerine!
5. You're on a deserted island, and your only companion is a hot member of the opposite sex.
You look tasty....
6. You wake up on tuesday, and you slept through monday....school day. You arrive at the office and they ask where you were the day before.
Saving your job.
Then when you get home your parents ask what you were doing over the weekend.
Probably..I mean definatly doing some community service, and it wiped me out!
7. You take a sip of tea and find out it's a mug of blood!
Blood? ...BLOOD!!
8. You're asked to respond to completly random instances, and your hair is on fire.
It'll grow back...
9. You're being chased by smilies, which are actual size.
Why are you chasing me...
10. You wake up in the middle of class and find out everyone is staring at you, and the class has been taking a test you can't retake. The teachers asks, "Have a nice nap?"
...I demand a recount.

1. "Not you.."
2."That's just great.."
3."How the hell are these supposed to help?"
4."What the ********?!?!?"
5. "Maybe they won't find us.. sweet..."
6."Hospital. My cousin had her baby." "Trying to get some money for college.. all weekend... with my friends.."
7."Haha very funny guys... now how to get them back?.."
******** this I'm going to go take a shower.."
9."Back away or get kicked in your ******** smiling faces."
10."Yeah, you could use a few for those bags under your eyes."

1. Some stupid advertisement
2. What? Is this some kind of joke? *dies*
3. Well isn't this ironic.
4. Dude, you should consider trying to get into the book or world records!
5. lol I probably wouldn't say anything.
6. What are you talking about? I graduated!
7. gonk
8. Its like I died and gone to YTMND!
9. HELP! THE NOOBS ARE AFTER ME!
10. ugh.... wha?

Greetings, ah looks like I am finally up to date on this journal now! HUZZAH!
I am the random guy who actually comments in random peoples journals! I have commented every few articles from day one to now. xd

Yeah. It does not happen very often. Mind looking at my journal now? I mean I DID just waste two hours in total here. sweatdrop

1.people ******** eachother, why do you ask?
2.WRONG!*pulls out gun and shoots self in head*
3.might as well just turned me into a ********' canary scream
4.DAIRY QUEEN IS HAUNTING ME!!!
5.*blows up rescue boat*
6.not at school...jeez...your supposed to be smart mr.teacher rolleyes
7.finally got my order right.....
8.aw s**t.....not again O_o
9.*runs by screaming headoff and pacman smiley follows*
10.no way...I had this horrible nightmare that my teacher was an ugly b***h...OOPS! I wasnt dreaming!

1. porn
2. damn
3. s**t
4. oh, pretty
5. xxx
6. in bed; having crazy hot sex
7. down the rest
8. put my hair out and keep answering questions
9. eek
10. give him the finger and go back to sleep