So today when I went to click on my journal, I decided to check out the other drop down options that I haven't used in like 5 years.
Most of them were just settings and the like, but the one that I found to be interesting was the archive.
It's just a page that shows the name and posting dates of all of your entries.
Did you know I've written 21 of these ******** things? 22 if you include this one.
Anyways, the interesting thing, was the fact that it also claims to track the amount of people who have read your journal entries.
According to the page, one of my entries has 51 views, and most have between 20-40.
This seems incredibly unlikely to me for several reasons.
Firstly, I have maybe 40 friends total, and 95% of them haven't logged in since 2012, and secondly, I only post in the forum games, so it's not like people have been seeing me on the forums and then creeping through my journal.
So either Gaia's broken, or my magnetic personality is so strong it can pull my nonexistent readers in to this world from another dimension.
...Although, the archive claims only to track times viewed, so maybe I just have the worlds most irregular stalker. That would explain the seemingly random amount of "views" each entry has.
You know, if you want to start sending me death threats and chocolates, feel free.
I like Lindt.
I suppose there is also the possibility that someone normal actually *is* reading this, in which case...hi (.-.) ...How are ya?...
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You know, I've thought on it, and I'm just gonna go ahead and cling to the idea that Gaia is ******** up, because I mainly use this journal to talk to myself, and I'm not sure I can handle the idea of more than 2 people reading the stupid s**t I write.
Yep
Gaia is crazy
No one is reading this
I have a rash on my foot
And that's okay to say
Because no one will ever see this
La di da
PrincessMonty Community Member 
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