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Among Other Things (SH!Lily) |
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Mondays, in my (ever important) opinion, are the shittiest days of the week.
This Monday started out especially shitty. Guess who forgot their homework? I did. I was squabbling with Rika for a bit and just as she let me see it, the freaking bus took off.
Why is a Super power school suspended in the middle of the sky anyways? That's the most inconvenient thing ever.
Anyways, I lost her homework to the cruel winds of fate. She was pretty pissed.
Majora got the smart idea to offer Gert an energy drink, since she had a concussion and was looking pretty bad. God knows he doesn't need any more of those shitty drinks, there has been more than one occasion in which he had to dash to the nurse's office to vomit up the contents of his stomach. I keep telling him to go visit a doctor for his shitty organs, but he just says it's too expensive.
Well, whatever. Gert managed to drink the whole entire thing in the expanse of five minutes as we were walking to PE for dodgeball. Sui was freaking the ******** out, since she figured Majora had drugged her or something. Majora (being the d**k bag that he is) just sort of recorded Gert. Then the crash came.
We got to skip a glorious chunk of dodgeball for hanging around in the Nurse's office for a little bit, but Cielle came in so we went back after Gert was okay.
Dodgeball was intense (read: boring and lame as s**t) as usual. Rika, Majora and Cielle's team won. Sui was pretty sore about it.
Insert blur of classes, and then we get to math. Otherwise known as the class everyone was basically just messing around in. I was slinking answers off everyone (god I hate math), and noticed that Gert had wrote some pretty weird answers. One of them being Man^2. Obviously I was curious on to what that meant, and learnt that Gert was even more shittier at math than I am.
It's a miracle.
Anyways, then proceeded a huge circle around Gert's paper in where everyone drew all over it and added to the ridiculous equation. It was like the basic workings of a soap opera. Majora surprisingly revealed some weird math genius, and let Sui/Gert copy off of him. I just copied off of Cielle.
Anyways, there was a conversation about how much of a heartless d**k Majora really was, video games, blah blah blah anyways Niel comes in and bam adventure into a weird RPG virtual reality we go. We all find out how much of a d**k Niel is, experience the wonders of impractical armor, Majora makes a creepy comment that goes too far, etc.
Anyways, the classes are like this:
Me: Paladin
Rika: Mage or Wizard or something
Jess: Scribe????? She doesn't talk much I forgot she was even here today
Gert: Priestess (hahahahahahahaaa)
Majora: Dragon Knight or something
Sui: Magic knight or something I don't know holy crap
Rin: Gunner
Cielle: Also Mage or Wizard or something
So while Majora, Rin and Sui went off to gather information, the rest of us trained. Jess and Rika got ko'ed, Gert kicked stuff, Cielle used her expertise, I just sort of fumbled around and stabbed stuff with a rapier. Us three decided to head back into the city, where we met up with Majora/Rin/Sui. We walked into the rather gruesome sight of Majora once again lurching up the contents of his stomach into a bin.
Looks like digital meat isn't agreeable to his liver either.
 Siyaahi · Sun Mar 10, 2013 @ 09:44pm · 0 Comments |
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