(in where Lily possibly makes something of Bishiekun because why the heck not.)
Life is a bowl of cherries to take from as one pleases.
Boy, do you take from that bowl. It's immoral and kind of sick, but you tend not to acknowledge that. After all, you're the one benefiting. Guilt only makes things difficult to do, and what's the point of being guilty?
Your name is Darian Greene and boy are you an a*****e.
You're a fairly rich young bachelor, not enough to make a difference but enough to give you a life of leisure. As one of such lucky circumstance, you are also a greedy b*****d hungry for power.
Not power to do anything in particular with, you suppose; you just have a strange thirst for leeching off other people. You do it particularly well, actually. It's quite simple, or at least to someone with your good looks and sly charms.
You seduce people and run off with their wallets.
That is literally all there is to it.
You don't have many friends.
Well okay, you do have two friends. Both of them are fairly richer than you, and usually help out with such escapades. You all work as a trio.
For the sake of privacy, you call your male friend Uke. He is only a little bit richer than you, and you find him kind of dumb. Then again you're sort of a pretentious douchebag, so whether he is or not is a different matter.
He's fairly amusing and you get along with him well. He also generally does the same thing as you but is, er...not very subtle about it. In fact you think he tends to come off as creepy, despite how adorable he is. He also has this weird thing with the stars, and won't bang anyone unless the stars in the right alignment.
You are pretty sure he doesn't have a girlfriend.
You do however have a lovely female friend by the name of Felicia. She is absolutely loaded, and you're not really sure why she comes with you two for these journeys. She looks like a ditzy rich girl and has the voice to match, but she is actually quite the intellect.
She is also the only female that you have a bit of respect for other than your mother and grandmother. She doesn't let you hug her very often either, and is all the wiser for it.
It's an odd trade to be in and is generally rather hilarious and probably ironic, but this mostly passes over your head.
It should be made clear that you actually don't have sex with any of the individuals you rob. You have ridiculously high standards.
Your family kind of hates you.
 Siyaahi · Tue Dec 25, 2012 @ 12:27am · 0 Comments |
