|
|
|
Who- Victor Kalliandrios
Player- Undisclosed
Victor Kalliandrios is awesome. That's a nice way to start this, because he is. Very rare is the time I find myself sitting on my computer and thinking "Damn, (Insert name here) really just makes me happy to be a gaian!" Victor does.
In fact Victor is so amazingly cool I've decided to make a poem about it:
♪There once was a man named Victor,
To whom all of the girls did flock,
He shamelessly wields his greatest weapon of all,
Which would be his great giant c**k.
But Victor was just not a giant gonad,
nor was he a brainless twit,
Victor t'was a man of the finest of heritage,
who fondled many a-
who pierced far too many-
who placed a great amount of stress far too frequently on women's-
Who...was possessed by a charming...wit
Those who knew him loved him,
those who didn't, should,
those who never liked him much
should choke on a piece of wood.
When Victor left gaia,
Knives almost s**t himself,
Where would he be without his greatest friend?
What did he do by himself?
He forged a great evil empire,
But it seemed all in vain,
What point was enslaving the entire world
Without Victor to help him reign?
So Now Victor returns to gaia
and the world it does rejoice,
for with the return of victor,
Gaia reclaims it's most intelligent voice.♪
Ta da! If you don't like it you have no taste in lyrical designs. It is perfect in every way from composition to rhyme scheme to sound and readability. So love it.
Now back to the actual rant:
Victor kicks a**. He should get awards for the amount of a** he kicks. In fact, Victor may just be the sole cause of all a** Deficit in our nation today. Not only does he kick a** on the internets, but Victor kicks a** in real life. The dude modeled with a sword (One of Vansin's top twenty cool things every man must do), and cosplayed as kenshin (Startling resemblance when you squint upside down). But what is most wonderful about victor is his personality. I'm an assertive person, I'm extremely headstrong and I think less and act more, Victor is more reserved and intelligent then I, he thinks things through first, acting only after much intelligence gathering and deliberation, due to that he usually gets his aims accomplished via his foresight and reasoning skills. I always go to Victor for information and advice, he really is just an extremely knowledgeable person.
He's also genuinely nice, one thing I've always respected in a man is the ability to keep his cool no matter the circumstances. I've yet to ever see Victor ever flip a dippy about anything...ever. It's a trait I've often tried to emulate but I'm much less of a man then he, and I can only come off as a mockery of his placid nature. I encourage all readers to look more into this man named Victor. Get to know him and realize why I think he's without a doubt one of the coolest ******** alive.
Rating: 1----2----3----4----5----6----7----8----9----10------- (1,000,000)
P.S.-No excuses neccisary, he earned all 1,000,000 of those rating points. You wish I liked you that much.
 The Vansin · Fri Apr 14, 2006 @ 09:49am · 2 Comments |
|
|
|
|
|
