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My Life is So ******** Up |
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A//N: It does. =u= Nah, Vi is Ji's character and I SWEAR I'M WORKING ON MY TURN-
And I don't say this while crying dramatically and slitting my wrists like a wuss.
I say this as I sit cross-legged next to a blue vase, an orange rose next to me as Claude is on flashlight mode, wriggling around.
Who by the way, got us into this stupid mess in the first place. Claude is grounded.
So I met up with Vi and Fane in the center to show them the fountain had turned into a pool. Vi took the time to demonstrate Claude's amazing possessed-mecha powers.
Then this girl appeared on a broom, and I was skeptic about her. But hell, she's pretty cool. Not snobby like the rest of the Grunnies. Her name is Faye.
Then Armand the predator appear, practically pushing me into a pool and being an a** until he suddenly disappeared.
Child predator.
Then Jessica appeared and some random teacher who Vi decided to talk to while Claude walked around and generally freaked everyone out.
Then Tsuki appeared and told us the forest is dangerous.
So me and Faye were like 'b***h please' and marched into the forests like the badasses we were, dragging everyone along. I actually managed to drag Vi, I'm amazing. >:D
Anyways Claude decided this was a perfect ******** moment to jump out of my hands and dance away. I followed him of course, I'm not losing that damn fish as soon as I figure out it's useful! Hmph!
So then Claude jumped into a hole that someone tripped into, and eventually we all fell into a cave full of snow. Claude was playing annoying music and generally making our ears bleed as we climbed down a ladder.
Then I wandered off and came into the creepiest ******** room ever. It was full of these creepy dolls with blue skin, scraggly black hair and red eyes that looked into your soul.
Apparently only me and Faye saw them, because /Jessica ******** picked one up/.
Then things started getting ******** up.
These letters started appearing, and then these vases materialized out of nowhere. We picked:
Me: Kickass Orange
Vi: Boring White
Fane: ...Brown.
Jessica: Girly pink
Faye: Green, like the color of my awesome hair.
ANYWAYS we went into this hallway to a room full of bug paintings. There was an ant, who talked. He wanted to see his painting.
So I saw a hallway and ignoring the note, begin to walk next to the wall.
A hand promptly decided to burst out of the wall and scratch at me, and at the same time a petal fell off my rose.
...We stayed in the center after that.
Then there was this ant painting that I promptly took off and showed the ant, and we all felt like great citizens. Vi especially, I'm sure.
So we went through this door and found another hole, and Vi took the painting and placed it over it.
Then Fane walked over and accidentally stepped on the ant painting, making this huge splatter of red appear. It was...weird.
Then he took his sweet time getting the key, and I heard something weird...like a grating sound. Fane burst out of the doorway and I shoved everyone out of the way. The painting tore as soon as he stepped off, and this headless statue with nice clothing sort of stared at us from across the hole. How do I know it was staring? IT JUST WAS OKAY.
I took the opportunity to taunt it before we left and went through the previously locked door.
Blah blah blah, finding numbers on the back of a doll, tile and statue, murdering paintings and Vi being the a*****e he is.
We fed a wooden apple to a pair of lips.
We found this guy laying on the floor and healed his rose. Another brilliant moment of feeling like good citizens. Woo.
Then we took a rest before starting off again. There was this room with severed hands and a portrait of a bride, two mazes, eyes and a crazy painting that wanted to eat our roses.
******** my life.
 Siyaahi · Mon Jul 16, 2012 @ 08:41pm · 0 Comments |
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