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I'm Back, Bitches (Kaelin)
Entry~

Well, sort of. I got a bitchin new hat and some gold too, who knew suffers were so desperate to get rid of those water-whores?

I ran into Viginti first, creepy asshat that he his. What does the Emo snail do first? "Hey Kae, here is a potion to give you your voice back!"

So poor little naive me took the potion, thinking that Vi decided not to be an a*****e for once. Hey, I was stuck in Gold Beach for like a whole month.

Then as soon as I downed the whole thing, what does the ******** decide to tell me?
"Oh, did I mention it'll make you a human forever?"

AHHH THAT IDIOT! I mean it's not like merpeople are particularly exclusive or prideful like elves (those prejudiced skinny bastards) but still! You just made it entirely impossible for me to ******** be with my own people!

I DONT WANT TO BE A HUMAN, DAMNIT!

But then he gave me this really cute clownfish plush, so I stopped trying to strangle him to death. I named him Claude, since Vi had given him some freaky alien name. X7-and-some-other-s**t from Sector ********.

I threw him at Vi the first chance I got, obviously. He said my voice was cute and asked me if he would make a good merman.

Child predator.

Anyways I went back to Grunny Commons, (doesnt hurt to walk anymore, ******** finally ) only to find that b***h Phima had high-tailed of and left. WHORE.

I was about to go looking for Fane when I saw this huge group of well-dressed kids with weird hair and this expensive aura around them.

Rich kids. Good looking rich kids.

Phima ******** stranded me with Vi, Fane (Though he isn't bad, just kind of freaky with his wild-bear-guards.) and a bunch of snooty rich kids.

...WHOOOOOOOOOOOORE!

Anyways I found out they were crowding around some nomination sheet, and had nominated themselves for it. Hmph, selfish rich kids. I am totally not like that, thank god.

Oh hell, am I mellowing out? Note to self; Go find Jessica and piss her off that you actually like your new hairstyle.

Anyways, I nominated Claude. I doubt he'll get any more than two votes ( really I just nominated him so I wouldn't have to nominate those horrifying kids ) though. I also reason he's probably going to get complained about, so I graciously told everyone to take their complaints to Vi.

Arent I nice?

Oh, I discovered this really cool thing called nail polish from the beach-sluts. It's so pretty! ...I'm going to test it on Vi first, though. 'N maybe molest his freakishly soft hair.

Oh, and the creature's professor is illiterate and I heard rumors about some sor of competition.

This'll be a great year, I can just imagine.

Siyaahi
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  • User Comments: [1]
    Itchigotchi
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    Fri Jun 29, 2012 @ 12:14am


    //forgets who Vigniti is but he sounds like a douche x] is it Tsukis new guy char?

    *wide grin spreads accross my face at the mention of the illiterate ...creature teature*

    A little injection of bad attitude does always seem to dissolve those writing blocks
    =u=


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