Oh my goodness! I have this cat who is one foot in the grave ok. His original name was Oreo (yes like the cookie) but now we call him death (because he looks and smells like death) so today I'm laying on my bed and he pops up and sneezes on me so im like what the ******** just came out of this nose because it was white and it burned... so I was like oh s**t he's sneezeing acid. Nope it wasn't there was something in his snot that I'm allergic too (I know that sounds crazy but it's true!)
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