Dear Diary,
My name is Melissa Bowes.
This is my story.
Teehee! I feel so cool now, diary~
But really, it's been a while since I could afford getting pencil and paper! See I've been living on the streets for a while, since my apartment owner kicked me out after I lost my job...Meanie!
Anyways, this cool looking detective guy picked me up and hired me after I showed my credentials. Who knew college could be good for something?
So I have a job, and I can spend most of my days in this cool office where these officers are! It's so awesome~ I can even get free coffee!
Free coffee! Cool beans, right?
Teehee, I make myself laugh. If you didn't notice diary, that was a pun.
Aren't I so witty?
Apparently the detective doesn't think so, hmph. He's barely older than me but he's as prideful as a peacock! I swear he has feathers too, he must be hiding them in his pants.
He smokes too, ew ew ew! I mean sure smoking looks cool, but that's what candy cigs are for! I told him that and he just laughed at me.
Arrogant dummy. Hmph, thinks he's so cool just because all the other girls in the office seem to have a crush on him! What a jerk! I think his name is 'Jake' or something, but he gets all weird when I call him that. Apparently I'm only supposed to call him 'Detective' because he's my 'superior'.
Peacock!
Oh yeah, I'm about twenty seven or so, diary! Is that young? I'm not suuuuuuuure...Though if that detective calls me old one more time I'm going to hit him with a stapler! Hmph!
Well, for now I guess I'll be sorting papers until we actually get a case. How boring, cry cry~
Hopefully I can make some new friends though. It would be really boring if all I had to talk to was Detective Jake Peacock! Hmph.
Anyways, bye diary~
P.S. Oh, oh! Do you think I should name you? I totally should since I'm going to be writing in you now.
P.S.S. OMG! I just realized how rude I was being, just suddenly starting off everything without properly talking about myself! Squee, I promise I'll talk about myself soon~
 Siyaahi · Mon May 28, 2012 @ 10:22am · 0 Comments |
