Gather 'round because I have a story to tell. It's 100% true and 100% ******** up.
A few years back I was visiting my dad for the weekend. I always went to church with him on Sundays, and I really liked the people and they were very nice. There was this one family, I don't know their name so lets call them the Smiths, that had a lot of kids. Their kid I am going to tell you about is one of their sons. Lets call him Henry. So after church this one Sunday everybody was outside chatting with each other and enjoying some coffee and bagels and donuts. I noticed there was a large crowd of teenagers that formed a horseshoe shape and I walked over to the outskirts of the group and saw a handsome teenage boy in the middle. I never knew the complete story of who he was, but I assumed he was a Foreign Exchange Student, because I had never seen him there before and everybody was asking him to say something in German. He gladly complied and seemed like a very nice boy. He was probably around 16 years old, but I'm not sure. The boy, the weird one which this story is about, was hanging around by his elder sister listening but never talking. All of a sudden he looked around and said to the group, "I had a dream last night, and all of your heads," he gestures at the group by swirling his finger in the air, "were on pikes." He points at the German boy and says, "Yours too." Everybody's jaws dropped open and his sister grabbed his arm and hauled him off to their parents. The German boy looks stunned and horrified. I never did see him again after that...
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