Like OMG! Today just has to be the worst day ever! My grandpa Jerry and step-grandmother Renée are here visiting. It's so tense for me, 'cause I hardly even know them. And yet every single Christmas or Birthday they'll send me a card and I'm like, "WTH?! I don't even know you!" It's terrible. And then fricking Renée, (which I'm not even sure I'm spelling her name right but I could hardly care!) came into my room with MeMe and she was all like, "Gosh! She looks so sad!" Like what the hell is wrong with people? Just because I'm off by myself somewhere doesn't mean I'm crying or remotely sad. I'm either avoiding you or thinking to myself. Ugh! I'm just waiting for some moment to come where we're saying goodbye (I guess) and I'll say "Bye Jerry. Bye Renée. Have a safe trip back home to Oregon." I'm just waiting for their shocked faces when they realize I didn't call them grandpa or grandma. Because I don't really consider strangers to be able to hold those names. Like Papa Chuck, Ron, and George deserve the pseudonym 'Papa'. And Grandma Carol, Gay Ann, and Dixie deserve the pseudonym "Grandma'. But that's because I fricking know them! Jeez. I can't wait for this day to finally end! So help me God make the world spin faster and make the two weirdos go HOME! Dx
-LD
-LD
