I am quoting the awesomest, best, funniest or cleverest lyrics/statements. Please suggest some
"No,please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids... eat them!"
- Homer Simpson
"Hippies.They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad."
-Eric Cartman:South Park
"I'm strong on the surface
Not all the way through
I've never been perfect
But neither have you"
-Linkin Park:Leave out all the rest
"Get off my d**k.
Dicks too short of a word for my d**k.
Get off my antidisestablishmentarianism you p***k"
-Eminem: Almost Famous
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?
- Homer Simpson
"Stan, don't you know the first law of physics? Anything that's fun costs at least eight dollars."
Eric Cartman: South Park
I will continue later, comment
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