This is what happens in my kitchen lol
"So what's poppin?"
Toaster-*sigh* Just go away
" OOOOOHHH!! C'mon! The skull won't talk to me anymore!"
Toaster- And you wonder why?
EARLIER
"Hey boy, what's up, your looking Tired! Even Dead"
Skull- -.-
END
"yeah well he was boring anyways! Sooo, what's up?"
Toaster- Go stick your hand in a blender or something.
Blender NAAH MAN! Don't get me involved!
Toaster-b***h who's talking to you?
Blender-I heard my name, Therefore I speak.
"You know I have an awesome kitchen, all my appliances talk! LSD rules!!"
Toaster- Would you look at that. Skull b***h is talking to herself.
Blender-Wow, I mean wow. .....
Fridge-Would you shut the hell up! Jeez I wanna sleep!
Dishwasher-You all can drink my liquid!
"You know for a dishwasher, that was pretty nasty."
Fridge-Would you please shut up!
Toaster-Your just jealous cuz people don't raid me for munchies
Blender- Or go through him like something. Yeah, I know there was something.
AKWARD SILENCE
"Wow, you have changed all my views."
Toaster-Josey?
"yeah?"
Toaster-Didn't I tell you to stick your hand in the blender?
Blender-Aw Hell Naw!
END!!!!
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