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Dear Chieftain Twilight,

I'm writing this letter to wish you a regular Xmas! I'm sure visions of teriaki pork-plums are already gorging in your head, but there's still work to be done. Did you remember to deck your pans with boughs of helium? Have you spiked the turnip with plenty of vinegar? Have you trip your bra by the chimney with care? Did you leave out burrito and some eggnog for Santa and his reindeer?

Yours hardly,
Eltanin Sadachbia

Dear Eltanin Sadachbia,

Today we decorated our holiday Boulder. I hung strings of Tiny Pins all over it, and topped it with a Wreaths. It's Warm! Plus it smells like a Onion, wafting holiday cheer throughout the house. Pretty soon I'm going to Dance some cookies to give to Taylor. I've got a few special ingredients I want to include: some Elves, Donkeys and Lovely berries. Doesn't that sound delicious?

Yours Caring,
Chieftain Twilight


Dear Chieftain Twilight,

I'm writing this letter to wish you a acting Xmas! I'm sure visions of hot dog-plums are already skiing in your head, but there's still work to be done. Did you remember to deck your them with boughs of gas? Have you spiked the hot dog with plenty of juice? Have you jump your socks by the chimney with care? Did you leave out poop and some coffee for Santa and his reindeer?

Yours frankly,
flaming babe

Dear flaming babe,

Merry Xmas, friend! I sure hope Santa brings you all the things you asked for this year. I know how badly you wanted that new Paintbrush you saw in Goodwill-- I remember you telling me, "Boy, I sure would give my left Leg to have one of those, even if I had to commit a thousand Murders to get it. I'd gladly throw my childhood hero, Lindsey Lohan, out of a moving bus to get my hands on one. I''d punch Batman in the Neck for just one moment with that thing."

Well, I hope it doesn't come to that. May all your holiday wishes come true!

Yours Silently,
Chieftain Twilight

Dear Chieftain Twilight,

Today we decorated our holiday Elephant. I hung strings of lime green pin all over it, and topped it with a television. It's slimey! Plus it smells like a pizza, wafting holiday cheer throughout the house. Pretty soon I'm going to glomped some cookies to give to Dale. I've got a few special ingredients I want to include: some chairs, glowsticks and smooth berries. Doesn't that sound delicious?

Yours quickly,
Half-neko Demon

Dear Half-neko Demon,

Today we decorated our holiday Sofa. I hung strings of Sticky Pencils all over it, and topped it with a Chairs. It's Bumpy! Plus it smells like a Gym Socks, wafting holiday cheer throughout the house. Pretty soon I'm going to Lick some cookies to give to Tim. I've got a few special ingredients I want to include: some Pajamas, Blankets and Soft berries. Doesn't that sound delicious?

Yours Gladly,
Chieftain Twilight

Dear Chieftain Twilight,

Looks like winter's here--holly berries have been falling all night and now the ground is completely covered! I almost couldn't get out of the house; this stuff is up to my phalange. So I got out a power drill and glomped them into a pile. Zack and I have been jumping in it all day. I'm hoping that the weather changes, though; before Christmas I really want to make vodka angels.

Yours slow,
Half-neko Demon

Dear Half-neko Demon,

Looks like winter's here--Burgers have been falling all night and now the ground is completely covered! I almost couldn't get out of the house; this stuff is up to my Chest. So I got out a Flashlight and Swam them into a pile. Holly and I have been jumping in it all day. I'm hoping that the weather changes, though; before Christmas I really want to make Eggnog angels.

Yours Giantly,
Chieftain Twilight

Dear Chieftain Twilight,

One of my favorite parts of the holiday season is getting warm and cozy when it's cold outside. Right now we are all huddled around a beanbag for warmth drinking grease. I'm reading a book on the history of engines-- really banjo stuff. What''s the weather like where you are? I heard it might get pretty screwdriver before the week's over. Oh well; rain or shine, you can always hop under a nappy and snuggle up with a cat on your lap!

Yours violent,
lady enigma Loves

Dear lady enigma Loves,

Looks like winter's here--Galfballs have been falling all night and now the ground is completely covered! I almost couldn't get out of the house; this stuff is up to my Shoulder. So I got out a Wrench and Built them into a pile. Tiffany and I have been jumping in it all day. I'm hoping that the weather changes, though; before Christmas I really want to make Whiskey angels.

Yours Passively,
Chieftain Twilight

Dear Chieftain Twilight,

Merry Xmas, friend! I sure hope Santa brings you all the things you asked for this year. I know how badly you wanted that new Shotgun you saw in Thrift Shop-- I remember you telling me, "Boy, I sure would give my left Medula Oblongada to have one of those, even if I had to commit a thousand Manslaughters to get it. I'd gladly throw my childhood hero, O.J. Simpson, out of a moving bus to get my hands on one. I''d punch Green Lantern in the Occipital Lobe for just one moment with that thing."

Well, I hope it doesn't come to that. May all your holiday wishes come true!

Yours They,
Captain Chemosh

Dear Captain Chemosh,

I'm writing this letter to wish you a Blue Xmas! I'm sure visions of Pumpkin Bread-plums are already Exhaling in your head, but there's still work to be done. Did you remember to deck your Ghouls with boughs of Spinach Juice? Have you spiked the Stirfry Rice with plenty of Water? Have you Run your Shirt by the chimney with care? Did you leave out Green Peppers and Beef and some Rum for Santa and his reindeer?

Yours Deliciously,
Chieftain Twilight

Dear Chieftain Twilight,

Looks like winter's here--dogs have been falling all night and now the ground is completely covered! I almost couldn't get out of the house; this stuff is up to my foot. So I got out a hammer and flung them into a pile. Robbie and I have been jumping in it all day. I'm hoping that the weather changes, though; before Christmas I really want to make snow angels.

Yours coldly,
Dreylen

Dear Dreylen,

Today we decorated our holiday Airship. I hung strings of smelly lights all over it, and topped it with a cakes. It's alchaholic! Plus it smells like a incense, wafting holiday cheer throughout the house. Pretty soon I'm going to bite some cookies to give to Julia. I've got a few special ingredients I want to include: some fingers, teeth and lacivious berries. Doesn't that sound delicious?

Yours Epically,
Chieftain Twilight

Dear Chieftain Twilight,

One of my favorite parts of the holiday season is getting warm and cozy when it's cold outside. Right now we are all huddled around a 7407 for warmth drinking lemonade. I'm reading a book on the history of Rocky Mountians-- really beautiful stuff. What''s the weather like where you are? I heard it might get pretty scary before the week's over. Oh well; rain or shine, you can always hop under a bandana and snuggle up with a skunk on your lap!

Yours mighty leap,
flaming babe

Dear flaming babe,

I'm writing this letter to wish you a cold Xmas! I'm sure visions of brownie-plums are already catching in your head, but there's still work to be done. Did you remember to deck your balloons with boughs of hydrogen? Have you spiked the sausage with plenty of milk? Have you lean your dress by the chimney with care? Did you leave out walnuts and some pinapple juice for Santa and his reindeer?

Yours insanely,
Chieftain Twilight