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These are a few songs that i like, but some are sung so fast you hardly know what their about..
If I Die Young by The Band Perry
If I die young, bury me in satin
Lay me down on a, bed of roses
Sink me in the river, at dawn
Send me away with the words of a love song
Uh oh, uh oh
Lord make me a rainbow, i shine down on my mother
She'll know im safe with you when she stands under my colors, oh and
Life ain't always what you think it ought to be, no
Ain't even grey, but she buries her baby
The sharp knife of a short life, well
ive had, just enough time
If I die young, bury me in satin
Lay me down on a, bed of roses
Sink me in the river, at dawn
Send me away with the words of a love song
The sharp knife of a short life, well
Ive had, just enough time
And I'll be wearing white, when I come into your kingdom
Im as green as the ring on my little, cold finger, Ive
Never known the lovin' of a man
But it sure felt nice when he was holding my hand, theres a
Boy here in town says he'll, love my forever
Who would have thought forever could be severed by
The sharp knife of a short life, well
Ive had, just enough time
So put on your best boys and I'll wear my pearls
What I never did is done
A penny for my thoughts, oh no, I'll sell them for a dollar
They're worth so much more after Im a goner
And maybe then you'll hear the words I been singin
Funny when your dead how people start listenin
If I die young, bury me in satin
Lay me down on a, bed of roses
Sink me in the river, at dawn
Send me away with the words of a love song
Uh oh (uh, oh)
The ballad of a dove (uh, oh)
Go with peace and love
Gather up your tears, keep em in your pocket
Save them for a time when your really gonna need them, oh
The sharp knife of a short life, well
Ive had, just enough time
So put on your best boys and I'll wear my pearls
Technologic by Daft Punk
Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
trash it, change it, melt - upgrade it,
charge it, pawn it, zoom it, press it,
snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
write it, get it, paste it, save it,
load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,
plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
drag and drop it, zip - unzip it,
lock it, fill it, curl it, find it,
view it, curl it, jam - unlock it,
surf it, scroll it, pose it, click it,
cross it, crack it, twitch - update it,
name it, read it, tune it, print it,
scan it, send it, fax - rename it,
touch it, bring it, obey it, watch it,
turn it, leave it, stop - format it.
Technologic, technologic, technologic, technologic.
*Two Ton Paperweight by Psychostick
My car is a PIECE OF s**t!
Wanna drive you off a cliff
Watch you crash into a ravine
For the things you did to me, you...
STUPID CAR!
I wanna make myself a pipe bomb
Blow your damn engine back to hell
Where I know you're from.
Piece of CRAP!
You aren't even worth the tow
To a junkyard or a place
Where you'd sit and lay to waste, I...
WISH YOU'D DIE!
Oh never mind, you always do.
Could you tell me how much longer it will be
Until I'm rid of you?
I wish that you'd just get hit by lightning (or something)
My confidence in you is sold with every part I buy
I guess I'm just a sucker with a lemon
So pucker up and kiss another paycheck goodbye!
You leak more than a newborn baby
I change you oil all the time but still you need some more
Your fluid puddles come in assorted colors
Such wondrous variety of problems galore
Will there be a time
When I know I can drive
Without my car breaking down?
And will I ever see
It start consistently
Without the pain and the suffering
(Stupid ******** car)
My car is a PIECE OF s**t!
I ought to give you a swift kick
In the muffler, in the tire
Or where ever I desire you...
STUPID CAR!
You never get me very far when
You decide driving to the store is a mortal sin
PIECE OF CRAP!
I guess you want a piece of me
Since you're leaving all your pieces
In the middle of the street
You heap of JUNK!
I don't know what I'm gonna do
I just hope that I don't have to take another day of driving you
I swear you must be older than my grandma (and she's dead)
The fact you run at all is quite a mystery to me
Your miles are approaching seven digits
May God have mercy on the soul that's holding the key
I'm guess I'm just a little angry
But for some reason, getting stranded kinda chaps my hide.
You probably think I'm slightly overreacting
Has your car ever made you think about suicide?
Will there be a time
When I know I can drive
Without my car breaking down?
And will I ever see
It start consistently
Without the pain and the suffering
Will there be a time
When I know I can drive
Without my car breaking down on me?
And will I ever see
It start consistent...
What the...?
C'mon... give me a break!
Alright... PEICE OF s**t!!
DIE!!!!
AAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!
*We Ran Out Of CD Space by Pyschostick
What if the world was made of glazed doughnuts?
You would be like man thats ******** sweet,
I can't believe the world is made of doughnuts.
What if your hands were made of Hot Pockets?
You would be the first one to be eaten
In survival situations
What if your thumb roared like a dinosaur?
What if you peed out of your nose?
What if your face was shaped like Mexico?
Or Trapezoids?
Or Texas and Hawaii?
What if the world was made of other worlds combined into a world just like the world you started with?
What if another world then ate the world made out of doughnuts making all the doughnut people pissed?
What if your face was made of bumblebees?
You would be like dude this really sucks,
I do not want a face made out of bumblebees
What if your Dad was made of rainbows?
You would be like OMG that's lame
I want a Dad made out of ninja robots.
What if your pool was filled with apple sauce?
What is a hot dog was your tongue?
What if your mouth was filled with broken glass,
And fire ants,
And three meat jambalaya?
What if you tried to build a spaceship with a cannon that shoots crocodiles at everyone you hate?
What if those crocodiles could shoot heat seeking killer bees
Insuring there would be no escape?
What if your room was filled with lots and lots of puppy dogs?
You would be like,
Awwww look at the puppy dog.
Awwww come here, come here
Awwww watch you doin little guy?
Watch you doin?
(baby talk)
Who's the puppy dog?
You the puppy dog!
Its a puppy dog
Its the puppy doggies!
Where do the squirrels go during hurricanes?
What if your butt was on your chest?
What if guitars could squirt out sour cream,
And nacho cheese,
And pure sulfuric acid?
What if the world was made of(track fades)
 -I-JokeR-I- · Sun Oct 17, 2010 @ 02:18am · 0 Comments |
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