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Quotes from the Twilight Saga.
“You and Billy gossip like old women.” Bella, Eclipse.
“Penguins. Lovely.” Edward, Eclipse
"Amazing, How can someone so tiny be so annoying?" Edward, Eclipse
"Next time you want to hit me, use a baseball bat or a crowbar, okay?" Jacob, Eclipse
"I guess I could throw in a few extra homicides, if it will make Jasper happy. Why not." Bella, Eclipse.
"Stupid shiny Volvo owner."-Bella, Twilight
"Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that in movies."-Jacob, Eclipse
"How strongly opposed are you to grand theft auto?"
-Alice, New Moon
"Oh! I get it! You love me!"
-Bella, New Moon.
"I prefer brunettes.”
-Edward
“I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much more fun with you around.” -Emmett
“Edward’s only human, Bella. He’s going to react like any other boy.”
-Angela Weber
“This hostage stuff is fun.”
-Alice
"Would you please stop trying to take your clothes off?"
- Edward
“I can’t imagine how awful that must feel. Being normal? Ugh.” - Bella
"I hear voices in my mind and you worried that you're the freak." -Edward
"Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior." -Bella
"You worry too much, Bella. You're going to go prematurely gray." -Alice
"Don't worry...I'll protect you." –Edward
"Go fetch a space heater... what am I a St. Bernard?"
-Jacob
"Afraid of a needle." he muttered to himself under his breath, shaking his head. "Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand..." - Edward
"I've never seen anyone so prone to life-threatening idiocy in my life!"
- Alice
"I've been tortured, Alice painted my toenails!"
- Bella
"It's a good thing you're bulletproof."
- Bella
Emmet: "Fall again, Bella?"
Bella: "No Emmet, I punched a werewolf in the face."
"You are bizarrely moral for a vampire."
- Bella
"Stupid unreliable vampire!"
-Bella
Bella- “Which is tempting you more, my blood or my body?”
Edward- "Both."
"Do you have a multiple personality disorder?"-Bella
“I don’t have any leeches on my speed dial.” - Jacob
Please feel free to add a comment or two with other funny quotes!! xD
And this is my favorite part of the movie Twilight (even thou it was kinda slow.. :/ )
Isabella Swan: Hey dad I have a date with Edward Cullen.
Charlie Swan: He's a little old for ya, isn't he?
Isabella Swan: No, uh, he's a junior I'm a junior. I thought you liked the Cullens.
Charlie Swan: I thought you didn't like any of the boys in town.
Isabella Swan: Edward doesn't live in town, technically. He's right outside.
Charlie Swan: He is?
Isabella Swan: Yeah he wanted to meet you, officially.
Charlie Swan: Alright,
[cocks gun]
Charlie Swan: bring him in.
Isabella Swan: Could you be nice? He is - he's important.
[Charlie draws invisible circle around his head, as to be a halo]
 -I-JokeR-I- · Sun Jun 06, 2010 @ 12:04am · 0 Comments |
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