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Wacky Dream from 7-29-2010
I was at a jungle themed water park, with my friend Sammy.
We were walking through an extremely crowded cobblestone street.
It was like an indian outdoor market.
But the decorations and buildings were like that of oldtime england, with like banners and stuff.
This was all at the jungle themed water park.
Well suddenly Sammy said that she thought we were being followed.
I turned around and sure enough, there was this blonde headed chick following us.
She looked angry, but her hair was sorta frizzy.
Looked like the hair from the sweet porrige.
Anyway, we kept walking, but faster.
Then Sammy said, "I know what we need to do!"
I asked her "what?"
She said" We have to destroy the decorations!"
I don't know why she said that, but I complied, and we both started tearing down the banners and posters and pennants.
I turned around to check on our stalker, and she was tearing stuff down too.
Then Sammy and I ran out from the street, and found ourselves in a meadow/field outside of the water park.
I turned around, and realised that we had lost the girl.
But when I turned back to Sammy, she was being pinned to teh ground by some kid who looked alot like Dennis the Menace.
He kept saying that "they" told him he had to stall for "them".
So I pulled the kid off of her, and he ran off crying.
Sammy stood up, and said that we needed to run away.
But at that moment, I saw someone out of the corner of my eye.
I turned to him, and he was this dude wearing a police officer's uniform, but it wasn't as decorated as normal uniforms are.
Sammy sighed and held out her hands to be cuffed and walked over to him.
He cuffed her and started to walk away, when i asked him what she was being arrested for.
He said that she had set off a bomb in the library.
I asked which library, and he said, the one in the water park.
Now I was really confused, cuz not only did this water park have a jungle/ victorian/ indian feel to it, but it also had a library.
And that it had been blown up.
I didn't believe him, I thought he was talking about the decorations we tore down.
So I asked where he was taking Sammy.
He said that se was going to jail.
I asked him if there was some community servicce we could do, instead of jail.
Then he got that look on his face, like he was thinking of something really terrible for us to do.
Then he pointed to the wave pool.
The water looked brown.
He said, that if we cleaned out all of the sand in the wave pool, then we were off the hook.
So Sammy put on snorkeling gear, and she got an underwater broom, whatever that is.
I just sorta went in with no gear.
While we were cleaning the pool I kept getting sand in my mouth, even though my mouth was closed.
Then I noticed that half the pool had to be cleaned, and Sammy was sitting on a lawn chair, eating a sandwhich that she had packed.
I ignored her, and finished cleaning the pool.
Then a morbidly obese man ran up to the officer, extremely out of breath.
He told the officer that it wasn't Sammy who blew up the Library.
He said that the library wasn't blown up at all.
He said that a rare book in one of the glass cases was stolen.
So we went to investigate.
When we got there, we saw the guy who stole the book.
Now, how we knew who it was right away, I have no idea.
But he ran down the hallway and dissapeared.
He reappeared at a fancy 5-star hotel. On the 31st floor.
This famous lady, whose name is not important, was walking by. She was cartoon, even though nothing else was. She was wearing waaay too much makeup, and her lips were huge, and so were her teeth. But her teeth were fake, but she was famous for her teeth.
She pulled her teeth out, and held them up high, saying "look at my teeth!"
Then the dude who stole the book, grabbed the teeth and ran into the elevator, and headed for the lobby.
The famous cartoon lady yelled "oh no!"
Even though she had no teeth.
So she ran up to the roof, and she jumped off the hotel, and landed on the sidewalk in front of the hotel.
She didn't die, or get hurt, somehow.
Then she put her hand on her hip, stretched out her foot, showing some leg, and held her other hand up real high.
Then she said in an alluring voice, "Taxi!"
Right then, the man came out with her teeth, and she snatched them, put them in her mouth, and looked out at the street, and posed.