Gaia noobs are annoying as hell these days and growing in putrid vulgarity. This guy approaches me and says I have a sexy p***y, that he wants to "hook up and cyber". Probably one of the stupidest and dirtiest pick up lines I've heard in a while (and by dirty I don't mean 'ooh, that's sooo naughty' I mean, seriously, it was dirty and unimaginative). All I could do was sit there, stare at my screen and repeatedly tell him off before he finally left. Goddamn these persistent perverse a*****e noobs!
I just can't understand it. How are people like that attracted to pixelated avatars? I guess its appealing that you know on the other end is a female with a vag (wow, have you noobs met one before? Because it seems like you haven't) but what if it were a guy? Would you still hit on them? I guess it's just Gaia sexism at its finest. Sure, you have girl avatars going up to male avatars trying to chat them up and cyber, but you hardly find them using the filthy pick up lines that males always give to female Gaians.
It's pathetic at most. When you have a guy trying to get virtual p***y, you know that there's something incredibly lacking in their real life. Please, Gaia boys, learn to grow up. Especially if you're eleven years old and just learned what sex was two days ago in your health class. Not only does it label you as a sad, pathetic boy with no sexual scores in reality, it also labels you a douche bag on Gaia online.
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 Lilith-sama · Mon May 03, 2010 @ 02:30am · 0 Comments |
