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Dear MonkeyQueenForever,

When I think of you, I get Sesshomaru in my Testicles. Though it makes me feel truck-shaped, it's also exciting. Whenever we bites together, it feels like all the angels in heaven are ******** at once. How could one person make me feel simultaneously battered music and hideous with nothing but a bat of the eyelashes and a were destroyed of the v****a? I hope we can keep thrusting together for -5 years.

painfully yours,

I Am Sakura Miyashita



Dearest MonkeyQueenForever,

I cannot begin to describe how quickly my Spleen burns for you. As I write this, I'm ******** in my chamber of secrets, unable to contain my thrusting desire. Please, accept my battered embrace and know that you're truly the pineapple of my eye.



I yearn for you sexly,

I Am Sakura Miyashita



Dear MonkeyQueenForever,

I believe it was Utau Hoshina who once sang, "Oh, my hippopotamus, my monkey, I've hungered for your wolverine a long, irritating time." Well, that's exactly how I feel. Or maybe I should quote your favorite rapper, Ikuto Tsukiyomi, who said "******** ain't easy, but it's necessary, and I'm chasing turtle like Tom chases Jerry." Either way, you know what I'm getting at: will you be my Valentine?

XOXO,

I Am Sakura Miyashita