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ok so dont call me a FREAK cough cough AMANDA since i stand by tht... but i have some storiesss.... physicals are always great because u have nothing to do and then your all HEY im going 2 the doctors today!!!! wooooootttt blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh

ok so my dad and i walk in and were filling out those tedious forms.. and the ones i need 4 basketball(YAY xd ) and then the lady calls me in... mrgreen and im like standin there and theres a baby screeching its head off and the ladies all... i think the baby just learned how to scream and i was allll hahhah yaaaaa...... and then she took my weight.... and she was all do u weigh 100 yet? and im all Idk.... it's always changin up and down up and down... you know how it is.... hahha sweatdrop I WEIGH 98 btw.... hahha

then she measured my height... im 5'1.5 llolll still a shorty.... hey i grew an inch... lol heels r finnneee.

thennnnnn the lady took my blood pressure and said some numbers and im like eek eek IS THAT BADDDDDDDDDDDDD?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and shes like... nooooooo honey i wouldnt expect u 2 have high blood pressure at ur age.... and i was like 4laugh hehe i love u nurse lady!

then she showed me 2 a room...(the train room xd ) and gave me a paper gown ( xd ) and told me 2 put it on whatever way.... so she left nd i put it on so tht it tied in the front... WRONG hahahh i started CRACKING UP i was seriously rofl i looked like a ninja and my gown was backwards and it made me look like my butt was the size of a blimp.... rofl rofl rofl rofl

i controlled myself when the actual doctor came in and asked her questions... that i had oh so much fun with (thats not sarcastic...)

so kristen... have u ever thought of having sex? when?
teeeeheee after marriage...
THATS A GREAT GOAL.. have any of ur friends had sex yet?
eek eek I HOPE NOT... i mean not tht i know of (amanda!!!!)
have you ever tried smoking do any of ur friends smoke...
EEW SMOKINGS SO GROSSSSS i hate it... and no but if they did i'd be insanely maddd at themmmm....(amanda!!!)
so how about alcohol or drugs?
NOPEE... havent tried them..
THAT's Goo....
EXEPT 4 1 timeeee and i decided 2 take a swig of my moms wine... i mean i asked her.... i was just curious!!!!!!!! ok?! well it tasted so GROSS

lol and so on... then the "physical begannnn" hahahahah

DOCTOR?!!!! whee did i put this gown on wronggg....i look like a ninja????
DOCTOR?!!!! am i gonna get shots?
WHAT R U DOING DOCTOR?! is this neeeewww? hahahhah

then she moved her stethoscope EVERYWHERE and i started laughingggg hahahhahahha you'll never guess where it was... hahahahahahhaha
eek whee razz

and that was all so much funn... except 4 the part where she felttt my pulses... ok well the part where she looked like she was examining my arm was funny... but when she checked down there i was like... ummm???? doctor... hahahhaha

and she was soooo nice i like her alot.... im a special patient...

THEN THE SHOT LADY CAME IN she was nice 2 i was jokin with her and askin questions... and im like O MAN THTS A BIG NEEDLE and shes all dont loooook at it... so i didnt and then she put it in and im like no this isnt ba.....OGAGA NUGASAKI YO MOOMMAAA LOCO RAWTTTTTEER and my dad started laughing and i started laughing and she started laughing (which isnt good cuz she was holding the next needle) hahahha so she stuck tht one in and im all BURRRAWT LAWVA KA SO MA TAY SUSE hahah then she told me to lay down "hun" and i got pretzels 4laugh and had 2 stay 4 15 mins so i didint get dizzy 4laugh heheheh im so wierd but i found tht funn... i loved her awkward questionsss