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The Idiotic Adventures of the Crazies. Episode 11
The Idiotic Adventures of the Crazies:
Episode 11: Free Camp Trip to Mt. Fuji [giggly's idea. :3]
A masked, tanned man passes out surveys. "Come one, come all. An exciting thing to do." Man sees two ladies, one with purple curly hair and the other with blonde straight hair. He flies in front of them.
"Excuse me, young ladies. =] Would you be interested in taking a survey and win a free exciting camp trip in mount fuji?"
Elly went into lala land thinking of the [free] trip. Gill waved her hand in Elly's face, then turns to the masked man. "I guess we'll take the survey."
The man lead the two to a tent where they filled up surveys and retired for the day.
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The next day..at the guild..
"SPECIAL MAIL FOR GILL AND ELLY!!" A man wearing a thong dashes into the guild.
Elly excitely jumps the man with the mail! "MAIL!! MAIL!! MAIL!!" The man struggles to breath as Elly sits on his rib cage, and hands over the scroll.
Elly gets up, takes the scroll, and throws the thong man out the door. Then she reads the scroll. "GILL!!!!!!!!!!!"
Gill peers behind Booger's tail. "What is it?"
Elly pounces Gill and Booger. Booger looked a pale green from suffocation. "Elly..I think you're killing Booger.." Elly ignored what Gill said and announced. "WE WON A FREE CAMP TRIP TO MT. FUJI!!!!!!" Gill gave her a blank look then took the scroll and looked at it..Scroll reads:'Conegrahdulaseonz!! Yew One Uh Free Champ Treep 2 Mont Fuugi!!'
Gill stared at it for at least three minutes. "Eh..good enough for me." She gets up and pushes Elly off of Booger then yells, "HEY GUYS!!! >=O WE WON A FREE CAMP TRIP TO MT. FUJI AND I WANNA TAKE PEOPLE OUT WITH ME!!"
Everybody in the guild jumped out.
Gill realized that the guild was big.."Um..sorry guys, but I can only take ten people with me and Elly is a must. so need nine more people. You'll need to play against each other."
Everybody started battling one another until only nine people were left.
Alas, somehow..the nine people won without any tries..all these nine people did was sit in a corner as they watched everybody kick each other's butts. Elly watched with amusement and said, "Ok..I guess we're all set then?" Gill nodded and announced to the nine people and Elly to pack up and get ready for dawn.
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It was dawn and everybody [eleven of them] were outside of the guild keeping count to make sure everyone's there. Elly was exstatic! "Alright let's go!!"
They all got on the international bus and onto the plane then off then onto a train and off onto some train station nearest the woods of Mt. Fuji.
Gill, Elly, Gamer, Josh, Shun and Booger, Giggly, Indy, Sarah, Jess, Ranny, and Noey stood in front of a dark forest.
Giggly asked, "Are you guys sure this is the way to the top of Mount Fuji?" Everyone shrugged.
"Oh well..let's start walking to camp before nightfall." Gill started leading them all into the woods. They went further and further into the forest, losing the faint trail. They walked aimlessly.
Josh sighed. "We're lost aren't we.." Everyone stopped walking and turned to Josh and at the same time said with serious faces, "Yup. Pretty Much." Josh sighed again as he slapped his forehead with his left hand. Booger then jumped off of Shun's shoulder and hopped deeper into the woods. Shun noticed.. "BOOGER!! >=o" Everyone heard and followed Shun following Booger. When they finally caught up to Booger, they realized Booger was chasing a female grunny and that they were even more lost than ever. "..." Gamer then suggested they call for help using their cellphones..
But sadly, all of the phone had no bars. Sarah announced, "Why don't we split up and see if there are any oher people around for help?" Everyone nodded in agreement. And since Booger led them into getting more lost, they made Shun go looking for help with Booger.
An hour later, no one found any help and got hungry so they went back to where they split up. Giggly notices.."Where's Shunicles?" Ranny replies, "He's probably playing lion boy somewhere.."
1 hour later.."Maybe he got lost," said Indy and Noey in sync.
2 hours later.. Jess, Sarah, and Ranny got irritated as they wait. "He better be lost.. >,>"
3 hours later.."Um..should we look for him?" Asked Gamer. Josh replied, "No way..what we get lost? I'm amazed they we even got back to this spot."
4 hours later.."Ugh! We're already hungry! Why the hell did we even leave him on his own?! >=[" Gill frustratedly screamed.
5 hours later.."If he doesn't get here in 1 minute..I.Will.Maim.Him." Elly narrowed her eyes at the ground. But in 30 seconds, Shun runs up to them, holding ramen with help from Booger.
Indy saw the ramen.."Shun chan? .-."
Shun was smiling as he turned to Indy. "Yeah?"
I: "Where'd you get the ramen?"
S: "I bought them at a convinient store. =3"
Giggly excitedly gives Shun a pat[more like a heavy slap] on his back. "Way to go, Shunicles! Now we got food!! We were really hungry."
Everyone was all happy and excited that they have food. Well, except for Josh. Josh asks, "Why didn't you ask for help, Joe? >,>"
Shun looked confused then replied, "Well, we're all good friends and I knew you guys would come up with a plan to help us get out. So, I didn't need to ask anyone. =D"
Josh was about ready to attack Shun as he was bursting with anger.
So then Gamer spoke up. "Shun, I know you didn't think of this..but..I'll ask you anyways.."
Shun looked in Gamer's direction. "Yes? What is it?"
G: "Hot water?"
Shun's eyes became wide as paper plates. "CRAP!! I Forgot it!! Dx"
Everyone got mad and threw their ramen at Shun chan all yelling in sync, "HOW COULD YOU FORGET SOMETHING SO IMPORTANT?!! D=<"
Shun was protecting himself using Booger. "WAIT!! WAIT!!"
Everyone stopped attacking him. "WHAT?!! D=<"
Shun looked up. "Why are you guys getting mad about the hot water? D= There are water springs in mountains, aren't there?"
Everyone looked at each other..Ranny pondered.."He does have a point.."
Shun then got excited and jumped up pointing at the mountain. "TO THE PEAK OF MOUNT FUJI!!"
Everyone threw their hands into the air and ran towards the top of the mountain. Seems they forgot about the convinient store..
A few hours later, the crazies finally reached a spring near the peak of Mt. Fuji. They then settled everything near the spring.
"Ahhh!! Water for ramen!!"
"We finally reached the top."
"Shunnie, you finally came through for us."
"Yeah, we can finally relax and camp out."
They all sat around a fire pit that they made and ate nice hot ramen. Then relaxed.
"Okay so we got 4 tents. Pick a tent to sleep in for the night."
Shun, Booger, and Josh stayed in tent one. Gill, Elly, and Ranny stayed in tent two. Giggly, Gamer, and Noey stayed in tent three. Sarah, Jess, and Indy stayed in tent four.
It was time to put out the fire and sleep for the night. Everyone went into their respectable tents.
Shun and Booger were fast asleep as Josh turned into a grunny and cuddled into a corner with a pile of stuff.
Gill with a staff, Elly wearing a fohawk, and Ranny hugging plush toy fell asleep in a line in the middle of the tent.
Giggly slept while cuddling a fake rat. Gamer slept in her shell shaped sleeping bag/bed. Noey listening to loud music using earphones so no one else can here her.
Sarah, Jess, and Indy, on the other hand, were not asleep..at all! They were cooking up a plan for the other crazies. When they set up their traps for when everyone wakes up, they finally went to bed.
The next morning..everyone woke up in nightmares..except for Noey..she was still sleeping with loud music until Gamer walked up to her and pulled her earphones and let it slap Noey's head. "OWWW!! >.< What was that for? D="
"Nothing.. >,>"
Nobody noticed that Jess, Sarah, and Indy were fine and snickering. That was until Josh was looking for Booger who had his golden cookie. Josh saw the three snickering and thought about what happened.. He then announced, "Indy, Jess, and Sarah did it."
Everyone turned to the three with angered looks.
Indy looked back at them with a scared look.."Run?"
Jess and Sarah yelled back, "RUN!!" And so the three girls ran down the mountain as everyone else chased them without realizing that they were already out of the mountain and woods.
The crazies just passed another member of their guild and stopped in place. They thought about if that person was one of their people since he had a crazy crew logo on his arm. Paused.."NAH!!" As they shookd their heads. Then continued running.
The member looked back to the people running. "I guess they were done with the camping trip. Seem like they had fun. ^^"
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