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The Idiotic Adventures of the Crazies. Episode 10
The Idiotic Adventures of the Crazies:
Episode 10: Jess and Sarah's Troubling Life
In a two-story Cardboard Box..
"Jess!! C'mon, let's go!!" Yelled a yellow color hair girl.
"Wait!! My hair got caught in the twisty chair again! Dx" Screamed a brown haired girl.
"Again? We should really throw out that chair.." She thought aloud.
"But it's so twisty!! XD" They both screamed.
Sarah helped Jess out of the twisty chair but had to give Jess a bald spot.
Jess looked at a car mirror that was parked near their home. "..."
Sarah snickered at Jess' bald spot.
"SHUT UP SARAH!!" Screamed Jess. Sarah stopped laughing. Jess then walked into an apartment window.
In five minutes, she came back out with no bald spot on her head.
Sarah was leaning on the car, waiting. "Stole that weather man's bald spot lotion again?"
"Obviously. It's amazing that guy still has it. But it's cool. :3" Explained Jess.
Sarah started walking. "Well then, let's get going before we get into trouble again."
Jess followed up right next to Sarah. "Pssh..whatever we do, we always get into trouble."
"That's true. >=P" Agreed Sarah.
Jess and Sarah walked through an alley and already were surrounded by big men in black.
">,> Sarah?" Jess stared at the big men.
"Uh..yeah? .-." Sarah looked for a way to run from them.
"What did you do this time?"
"Nothing..>,> All I did was smash their cars when a wasp got near me."
"...Nevermind I asked..."
The big men got closer and closer. Sarah pulled Jess in between the people and jumped over a wall and ran for their lives.
Sarah dragged Jess all the way to the park and they both rested for a minute.
After that one single minute, they were surrounded by muggers.
"Jess?" Sarah called as the muggers held out bats.
"What? .-." Asked Jess as she looked for a weapon around her.
"Why are there muggers surrounding us? This park is always clear of them."
"Hm. I think it was probably because I took their money and then left them an 'IOU'?"
Sarah twitched and the muggers rushed at them with their weapons.
Jess panicked and pulled her hat off and started hitting the muggers with it as Sarah lit her cigarette and started burning each mugger one by one.
The mugger's leader was very amused. One girl was fighting with a hat while the other fought with a cigarette.
Jess and Sarah heard him laugh..They then picked up the weapons the muggers had and threw them at the Mug Leader.
The Mug Leader dodged as he yelled, "WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?!! AREN'T YOU GUYS FIGHTING THEM?"
Sarah got pissed off. "SHUT THE FAWK UP! YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!!"
"HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?! DX" He started running away.
Jess chased after him. "CUZ' YOU HAVE THE SAME FOHAWK AS THEM ALL!! >=o"
Sarah ran through another passage and went in front of the Mug Leader. "Well, well, well. We finally caught the hyena."
"Yes, yes we did." Nodded Jess.
The Mug Leader had a scared look on his face and dropped down on all fours. "I'M SORRY!! I DIDN'T MEAN TO LAUGH!! DX SPARE ME DAMMIT!! D=<"
Sarah was abotu to spare him but then he said "Dammit" So she beat him up as Jess relaxed while shining her watch.
About 15 minutes later..
"Ok, I'm done." Sarah announced.
"Wow, that's a new record." Jess watched her watch.
"Really?" Sarah looked at the watch. "By the way, nice watch. Where'd you get it?"
"From one of the muggers." Jess answered as she pointed at the piled up muggers.
Sarah then walked up tot he pile and grabbed one of the muggers' watch. Then she decided to take all of their values.
"Let's sell these and move out of this place..there's always trouble around here."
"Yeah..but where to?" Asked Jess.
"I dunno..anywhere but here that's for sure."
"Mmkk."
The two went back to their two-story cardboard house and packed their belongings.
"Which way we gonna go anyway? >,>" Questioned Jess.
As they were thinking of where to go, a flyer flew into Jess' face.
Sarah peeled it off of Jess' face and read it. 'Come Join the Crazy Crew's Guild!! It's Free!! All you have to do is come to Gaia!! You'll find us in Barton Town. We do warn you that there are stalkers, monsters, and other things lurking all around. So do be careful.'
"Hey Jess, you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"We're gonna buy new clothes?"
"Mmm..that too..but that's not it.."
"Oh then we're going to Gaia?"
"Yupz!!"
The two started their journey to Gaia on feet for about a month.
But during those two months before they even got to Gaia, they were in lots of trouble and brought the trouble all the way to the entrance of Gaia.
Luckily, their butts were saved by a wondrous person named..No Name.
"Hello girls, my name is No Name. Welcome to Gaia."
"Thank you for saving us and welcoming us." The two saved in sync as they gasped for air.
"Well don't stall now, let's get inside before more trouble gets here."
Jess looked up. "Uh..too late.."
They all looked up. "AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!" They all screamed and ran through the gates of the entrance and entered Gaia.
They all ran all the way to Village Greens and were being chased by all sorts of monsters.
Looks like they lucked out again. Many Gaians were out there to fight them off but then again..No Name got pounded in the brawl.
Jess and Sarah figured they don't stand a chance against those Gaians and ran to Barton Town.
But even in Barton Town they have trouble.
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Present..
"JESS!! SARAH!! I HATE YOU GUYS!! DX" Cried Indy as she ran away from rabbid dogs.
"SORRY INDY!! BUT IT WAS SARAH WHO THREW A ROCK AT THEM!! DX" Cried Jess running too.
WTF YOU TALKING ABOUT, JESS!! YOU THE ONE WHO KICKED ONE OF THEM!! DX" Cried Sarah as she also ran.
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