STORY OF THREE PIGS
pig 1 (rich whitey) : "What acts of vandalism shall we do today?" smile
pig 2 (gangster) : "Man, shut the hell up!" scream
pig 3 (really poor, never talks) : neutral
Wolf : *Slowly sneaking up on three pigs while arguing*. twisted
Wolf : *Goes right behind pig 2 about to attack*. twisted
pig 2 : *Turns around and shoots the wolf's arm off with .50 caliber Magnum.
Wolf : eek *Looks down and notices arm gone*.
Wolf : *Attacks pig 1*.
pig 1 : *Kicks wolf in balls*. cool
Wolf : *After being neutral for 10 minutes jumps up and attacks pig 3*
pig 3 : *Take out shot gun and blows off wolfs head*
pig 3 : *says in baby girl voice* "go to hell".
pig 1 : " I'll shall go home now".
pig 2 : "yeah, dude I'm goin back to the crib."
pig 3 : neutral
unknown author : "See that how the story would go in real life".
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