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STORY OF LEE AND HISAGI


NOTICE : listen to this music from this link for best results while reading:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-yfhaWua1M


lee (women) *Looks at Hisagi (from bleach)*

link for his pic : http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs22/i/2007/363/b/a/Shuuhei_Hisagi_69_by_hikari069.jpg

unknown author: "huge plot hole how he got there."
lee : Hey, Hisagi over here!

Hisagi : Oh, ill be over there in a sec!
Hisagi : *Kisses a girl lee docent know about*.

lee : *Heart crumbles with hatred*.
lee *Whispers with hatred* "Ill kill that b***h if its the last thing I do".


Hisagi : *Runs over to lee* .
Hisagi : Umm, hi what is it you want.

lee : *Mumbles freaky little words*.
lee : *Sees Hisagi is right in front of her*.

Hisagi : Stares at lee as if shes a killer*.
Hisagi : "Umm, Ill be going now."
Hisagi : *Runs away*.

lee : *Walks home thinking of how to kill the girl*
lee : On the way meets brain *in a cardboard box* *a stinky bum*.
lee : *says as if killer all her life*, "do you have anything to kill a blonde b***h"!

bum : *Without speaking hands lee a .50 Caliber Magnum (strongest handgun in the world)*
lee : Gasps with amazment

unknown author: hmm, where did he get the gun? know body will ever know.

lee : goes home, and starts planing.


1/2 YEARS LATER

NOTICE : for best results for reading during this part, and next I advise you to listen to this music:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUoDgYkhG84



lee : *shaves beard in slow motion*.
lee : goes to school with loaded .50 Caliber Magnum.

2 HOURS LATER

lee : *finds the girl Hisagi kissed*.
lee : *Covers up with black hoodie*
lee : *startles girl*

Girl *runs for life, after seeing lees .50 Caliber Magnum. *
lee : *takes out gun and shoots girls leg 3 times*

Girl : *falls to ground in slow motion*

lee : *covers up the body and calls the police, without saying a word*
lee : *runs away*

1 MONTHS LATER

Hisagi : "Umm, the girl I wanted to go to the prom with has a broken leg so do you want to go with me"?

lee : sure, Ill go to the dance with you.

lee : *walks away and turns head to camera and grin's evilly.

THE END

unknown author : Man I could of made this into a movie

STARRING

shia labeouf as : hisagi

megan fox as : lee

angelina jolie as : girl

brad pitt as : bum

me as : unknown narrator

This is all a joke, and plus I made it all up.



rofl