Dinner was ready for at least one family in the bubbly town of Deltona, Florida. From downstairs, an angry mother screamed for her nineteen year old son to come down and eat his Mexican food. Preoccupied with his video game, the boy continuously ignored her. As the woman finally lost her patience, she stormed up to his room and unplugged his Xbox. From there, a crazy dispute unfolded that eventually led to the son in jail, accused of throwing a taco.
A few days later, in yet another Florida town, a woman was charged with battery after hitting a man in the head with a bagel. She was arrested at the scene, and now she's being held on $10,650 bail.
I don't know about you guys, but I remember when a food fight only got me a ticket to the Principal's office. Since when was a projectile taco deserving of a life sentence in prison? This is downright frightening! I mean, what if I were to accidentally drop a pie out my window, and it landed on someone? According to Florida's legislature, I'd be getting creamed as well!
If a bagel is really that dangerous, then shouldn't we, perhaps, ban it from schools? Maybe we should start a worldwide protest to get lunch taken out of the school system. It's bad enough that kids may possibly choke on a burrito... but now, 'tacos' are the new 'ninja stars.' We must all come together to make our voices heard against this madness called food.
I've started a new group. People can join it and get tips on how to eat without killing others. It's called PETA. It stands for People who Eat with Total Awareness. Our first event is an endangered animal cookout. It should be well received.
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-LeriBerrie
 H0LLYW00D HER0 · Thu Jun 11, 2009 @ 07:33pm · 0 Comments |
