Brandon and I stayed in Yazoo City last weekend with David and Jessica, and they have two kids-- a two year old girl named Hannah Claire and a four year old named Nathan.
Brandon and David wake up at 4:30 Saturday morning to go fishing, leaving Jessica and I alone with the kids. I knew the day was really gonna suck when Nathan jumped in the bed with me and started trying to punch me in the face.
A few hours later I'm hanging out in the living room, Hannah Claire sits on my lap and spits in my face.
One of Jessica's friends brought her two girls over, and they all go play in the room Brandon and I are staying in. I go to the room later that night to get my medicine and find Hannah Claire sitting on my bed with her diaper off going "I pee peed."
Every time I would sit on the couch in the living room, Nathan would get a blanket, throw it over me, and try to grab my boobs.
Everytime we changed the channel off of Spongebob, Nathan would start screaming and calling everyone a "widdle woser"
I took six toy cars to the face.
Realized that I have absolutely zero patience, because I almost started a screaming match with a four year old.
Maybe kids aren't for me... I plan to adopt a 20 year old =)
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