"I HATE SLASHING"
by DaftBrian
"Usually I am a happy kid. Here I am getting ready for anime Boston...getting super pumped for my costume and looking for some ideas. I type in "Final Fantasy" and various stuff. Half way down the road I start to see some porn. Yaoi. God Damn it. GOD ******** DAMN IT!!!!
Lets get one thing straight (pun intended): I don't hate gay people or gay anime. If a series like "Fake" or something has legitimate gay love, then that is fine. That's original content and it does not bother me. Its part of the story line and its what the author intended. Hell, how can you hate "My Sexual Harassment"...its just full of internet win.
Then we have slashing fans.
********. you.
******** you with something hard and sand-papery.
I hate you and your culture and where you come from. Your fan fics suck and when you take yourself seriously, its as pathetic as some of the talent on American Idol. "Oh look pretty boys kissing tee hee". I hate you.
I hate yaoi fangirls who slash. Slashing is some sort of ******** disease. Its taken over anime cons, and I am going to get drunk and go on a ******** HULK SMASH rampage on every vendor that sells this. Well, not literally, but could you imagine the epic LULZ of someone screaming "HULK SMASH" at a table selling Yaoi?
I am glad I am not you. I get the pleasure of watching an anime WITHOUT getting ******** wet in the pants over what it would be like to pair up Get Backers people. I would literally would rather burn all my Manga than have to ever see Sonic/Shadow s**t again. Sonic is my child hood hero. I will end you. That is a combo slashing and furry. I might snap people, I really might.
You ruin all of my anime fandoms and you all need to ******** stop it. Maybe if you got laid or something you would know what real sex is. Even if you did, you ruined everything for me. Thank god I am a Dragonball Z fan because its "icky" to girls and they wont touch it. No...not men who work out...they wont douchebags who look like Bill from Tokio Hotel. They would prefer a f*****t fest with Death Note and Trigun. At least Final Fantasy has Tidus with a constant Boner for Yuna because other wise some fugly c**t with an over active imagination has him dry humping Squall.
I LIKE TERRORISTS MORE THAN YOU PEOPLE!! AT LEAST I CAN UNDERSTAND VIOLENCE!!!
I mean, are anime fangirls really that sexually repressed?? I know guys have Hentai, but its like eighty something percent heterosexual. Girls, you have some issues.
If I see one more gay photo of Axel and Roxas I am going to ******** annihilate a kitten. You hear me fangirls? Your putting the lives of small animals in your hands...then in my hands...that will smash them into mother ******** baby powder...baby kitten powder.
ATTENTION: This goes for you ******** Harry Potter slashers too. ******** Die in a green fire. YOU TOO JACK SPARROW GIRLS!!
Oh, one last thing for the people who cant separate reality and fiction....EVERY GUY WHO IS STRAIGHT, WILL NOT MAGICALLY TURN ******** GAY IF THE BACKGROUND TURNS PINK AND BUBBLY!!! THERE IS NOT MAGICAL YAOI SWITCH THAT TURNS ON!! ITS FICTION FOR A REASON!!
Look at it this way. Remember when you were a kid and you made a drawing of your family? Remember the work you put into the art work and story? How would you feel if some socially inept fan girl took it and started having two of the people start ********? Yeah...I thought so.
Out of pure spite. I am going to drink a beer, then eating a steak, then I am watching soooo much porn of sluts with big tits getting ******** and then watch the movie 300. I need a man night to get away from this rainbow of aids.
If you agree with me, you can join my army."
Daft can be found here: http://daftbrian.deviantart.com/journal/22662000/
OR [more commonly] here: http://www.youtube.com/user/DaftBrian
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