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Lol
I have composed here a list of celebrity quotes that I find hiliarious. I need a "lol" and I figure a lot of people do too. Here we go...
"Some people say I must be a terrible person. That's no true. I have the heart of a young boy...in a jar on my desk" ~Stephen King
"My wife is a sex object-- Every time I ask for sex, she objects." ~Les Dawson
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." ~Mark Twain
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find some woman I really don't like and just give her a house." ~Rod Stewart
"Ah, yes, divorce. From the Latin word meaning 'to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet'." ~Robin Williams
"Be sure and put some of those neutrons on it." ~Mike Smith (when ordering a salad)
"Outside of the killings, Washinton has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." ~Mayor Marion Barry, Washington D.C.
"If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight." ~George Gobel
Hope you guys enjoyed it. Gotta go!
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