So today my friend Mary gave me my Christmas present. It was a really sweet gesture. Except the wrapping paper was covered in GOLD EFFING GLITTER!!! Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. Once you get it, it never goes away, no matter how long you scrub at it. So I'm walking around school coated in gold glitter. And if that wasn't bad enough, Brandi attacked my present.
See, I'm the Ninja of Presents. I can open a present, see what's inside, tape it back up, and you'd never know the difference. Well, Mary had told me to wait until I got home to open the present. She's a little crazy so I decided to listen to her. This is during first period. During third, I get curious and open up the present. The sweetheart got me a candle garden to help me meditate. Well, I'm closing the present back up, and Brandi hits my arm. The wrapping paper tears. Well, instead of leaving it be, Brandi decides she's going to "fix" the problem. She basically covers half the damn thing with masking tape. stressed
Now I'm walking around, covered in gold glitter with a package that looks completely ghetto. Then I had to explain to Mary what happened to her gift because guess who I have fourth period with!! That's right. Psycho Marie. I call her that out of love. But still. Do you have any idea how ridiculous someone looks walking around with a gold present with gold glitter zigzags on it, they've got gold glitter all over a black shirt and the present has MASKING TAPE all over it? I felt like three kinds of clown. No joke. Anyway.... Yeah. That's all I got. Sorry.
Attie Out.
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