Apparently that was the theme of my New Years party.
Most of the people who attended, I didn't really know. In fact, I only knew about 5 people there. Everyone else either showed up randomly, or claimed to be friends of friends. Here are the highlights:
Best (and final) quotes of 2008- Let's welcome in the new year right!
"Chicken is not a vegetable!"
"And now he's delivering soup to old people!"
"... even his NOSTRILS are sexy"
"I drink dairy responsibly"
"What? Something's missing? I'm a taquito."
And thank you to all of the wonderful people who showed up at my place to make this night one to remember. Even you crazy people who stumbled in from other parties only to discover you were at the wrong place.
On that note, Jaimie's cousin, I sure hope you didn't drive... whoever you are. And whoever Jaimie is I'm sure they wouldn't have been happy with you had you done so.
Crazy random chick who walked in and stole my rum, not only were you in the WRONG apartment, but you were a drama queen. Thanks for letting us laugh at your expense!
"Squintz" guy that we met in the elevator- dude, when you said "i just want a beer", you really weren't kidding were you? Where did you go?! Oh well. Sorry man, I'm not going to give you my phone number.
To the rent-a-cop who let us stumble passed him, and then practically on him, thank you so much for the escort. And not for busting all of my drunken friends. You're a true sport. razz
To Lorie- Please don't go to south africa. We love you! stay with us!
Claire- dude, you are effing epic. And your boots totally rock. Sorry you don't drink, but glad to know you had a good time just the same.
Sid- You were sloshed, so I can forgive you. But if you ever touch my dead birds again, I'm going to pummel you into the ground.
Annie and Peter- I have NO CLUE who you guys were, or where you are, but when you showed up, things got awesome! Thank you so much for stopping by. And just one more question, who's friend of a friend are you again?
Char- Don't worry, no one will ever know wink
Lorie again- you and Charlotte make a cute couple
Shaun- dude, how in the hell did we fit that many people in one room?!
Jeff- Thank you SO MUCH for grossing out that bitchy red-headed chick. I'm not sure who she was, or where she came from, but you really had her and her germaphobe boyfriend running for the door when you puked in the cookie bucket.
Bitchy red-head and her germaphobe boyfriend- ******** you.
Ducky- You're so lovable. Not just when you're drunk, but all of the time. I'm just sorry about your cold little feet. Didn't I tell you to put on shoes before going outside? Oh, and I'm sorry about your cigarettes. They must have fallen out when you stumbled into the grass to avoid the rent-a-cop.
psycho ex Johann- Karma man. Karma. Sorry you got in that car accident, but I guess that will teach you not to cry wolf for sympathy now will it?
And my darling William- you were such a good host, and even a better sport. I love you with all of my heart. Thank you for all of your support. Both emotionally, and physically. Seriously. Don't think I could have found my way out of a paper bag without you.
I love you guys! Happy New Year! And thanks for helping me bring in the New Year the right way. wink
Happy 2009 everyone! And once again- Later Datez~
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